接下来这事你绝对想不到
You are never gonna believe what Elias just told me.Clerks II · 2006 — 第 9 / 17 章 · 3'29" · B2
老同学探班翻旧账：bet dollars to donuts
快餐店里来了个高中老同学，几句话就把话题带到谁还在煎汉堡、谁的网站卖了两千万。一句 I'll bet dollars to donuts（非常有把握地打赌）把互损说得十拿九稳，另一句 in a position to（有资格或条件做某事）又把话顶回去。朋友间半开玩笑地互损、想顶一句又不撕破脸，这两句都用得上。
发生了什么
快餐店里，一个高中老同学来探班；有人拿年纪和煎汉堡打趣，又有人问那个搜索引擎是不是刚以两千万卖给亚马逊，接着有人翻出他当年最丢脸的入会仪式。对话里 I'll bet dollars to donuts（非常有把握地打赌）表示十拿九稳的判断；in a position to（有资格或条件做某事）常用来回击「你现在还有资格笑话谁」；Drop me a line（发条消息给我）则是给出邮箱、让对方有想法再联系的随口说法。想练朋友间的互损、旧事重提和轻松邀约，这几句都能直接搬走。
这场戏看什么
- 旧绰号出现时，看双方表情落差
- 留意谁先拿职业和身价开刀
- 注意礼貌词怎样包住羞辱
留意这几个短语
bet dollars to donutsfun-ployeesPickle Fuckerget the worst of it
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bet dollars to donuts
非常有把握地打赌bet with total confidence
有人拿两人爱争电影细节这件事打趣，一句 I'll bet dollars to donuts（非常有把握地打赌）把猜测说得十拿九稳。
I'll bet dollars to donuts that the complaint is about the same broken printer.我敢打包票，投诉还是那台坏打印机的事。
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- fun-ployees
玩乐员工（生造挖苦）
- Pickle Fucker
腌黄瓜混蛋（侮辱绰号）
- get the worst of it
吃苦头最重
- the Kmart of
…界的平价大卖场版
- Drop me a line
发条消息给我
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67 句台词里标了 32 处
宾语从句：what 从句作 believe 的宾语，指 Elias 刚讲的内容。
You are never gonna believe what Elias just told me.never gonna 快说时连成一团，重音留在 never。
You are never gonna believe what Elias just told me.某人毕业的那一届
Jesus. Anyone else from our graduating class back there?腌黄瓜混蛋（旧绰号）——极粗俗的旧绰号，当众叫等于揭伤疤
Pickle Fucker.生造的“玩乐员工”——熟人间的挖苦生造词，正式场合别用
Man, look at you two fun-ployees.攒出力气去做某事
you can still muster up enough energy to make fun of other people.拿某人开玩笑
Yeah. So hurry up and order and get out of here, so we can make fun of you.up and 里 and 只剩轻 n，顺势滑进 order。
Yeah. So hurry up and order and get out of here, so we can make fun of you.有资格或条件做某事
Oh, I don't know if you're in a position to make fun of anyone anymore, Graves.in a 轻快黏在一起，重音落到 position。
Oh, I don't know if you're in a position to make fun of anyone anymore, Graves.在快餐店煎汉堡
32 and you're flipping burgers?不是人人都能当…
We can't all be Internet millionaires.一起读过高中
We went to high school together.也许听说过它
You might have heard of it... MadDucketts. Com.名词性从句：what 从句作 through 的宾语，意思是“他们所谓的入会仪式”。
You see, freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called initiations.咬一口某物
He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it and walk again.卡在原处不掉出来
His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.定语从句：who 从句修饰 the only guy，强调只有他还记得那件事。
I'll bet you're the only guy in the world who still remembers that, Graves.有没有兴趣做某事
Do you have any interest in building the ultimate fan site for both The Lord of the Rings and The Transformers?介词+动名词：in 后接动名词 building，问的是对做这件事有没有兴趣。
Do you have any interest in building the ultimate fan site for both The Lord of the Rings and The Transformers?对某事不感兴趣
The dude's not into your D&D, GoBots bullshit.胡扯，破玩意——熟人爆粗吐槽，正式场合禁用
The dude's not into your D&D, GoBots bullshit.《龙与地下城》——游戏圈简称，圈外人可能听不懂
The dude's not into your D&D, GoBots bullshit.发条消息给我
刚听完粉丝网站的点子，有人给出邮箱地址，说可以 Drop me a line 把想法发来。
Drop me a line with some of your ideas.赶紧收尾结束
有人等不及，想快点拿到自己的餐，于是用 let's wrap this up 催眼前这摊事赶紧结束，语气随意，像嫌一段闲聊拖得太久。
Yo, let's wrap this up so I can get my Cow Tipper on.直觉告诉我
有人一句 Take mine 让出自己那份，另一句 Something tells me I'm not gonna like it, am I? 半信半疑地接住，像已经猜到有坑。
Something tells me I'm not gonna like it, am I?免费吃食——朋友间随口说，正式写作别用
Yo, so Pickle Fucker gave us free eats!亲眼去看个究竟
But when I heard you guys were actually working here, well, I just had to see it for myself.知道…让人心里踏实
Just like it's kind of comforting to know that some things never change.形式主语：it 是形式主语，真正内容是 to know that...，句子因此显得轻描淡写。
Just like it's kind of comforting to know that some things never change.重音压在 never，some things 快速带过。
Just like it's kind of comforting to know that some things never change.看懂「老同学探班翻旧账」
发音重点
- never gonna — never gonna 快说时连成一团，重音留在 never。
- up and order — up and 里 and 只剩轻 n，顺势滑进 order。
- in a position — in a 轻快黏在一起，重音落到 position。
- some things never change — 重音压在 never，some things 快速带过。
Yeah. So hurry up and order and get out of here, so we can make fun of you.对，那就赶紧点单，然后滚出去，好让我们继续拿你开涮。 把赶客说成“方便我们继续嘲你”，恶意用服务口吻包住，节奏干脆。
Oh, I don't know if you're in a position to make fun of anyone anymore, Graves.哦，我不知道你现在还有没有资格嘲笑别人，格雷夫斯。 用“我不知道”把刀藏进犹豫里，再用 in a position 提醒对方已经没底气。
We can't all be Internet millionaires.不是人人都能当网络富豪。 一句自嘲兼酸话，把没法比的身价差缩成轻飘飘的“人人都”。
Yeah, but back before he was the Mad Ducketts guy, he was just Pickle Fucker.是啊，可在他成为 MadDucketts 红人之前，他不过是“腌黄瓜混蛋”。 先抬出新身份，再用“从前”和“不过是”把对方打回旧绰号，一句话拉回校园地面。
The GoBots are like the Kmart of Transformers.GoBots 就像变形金刚界的 Kmart。 用平价超市给二线机器人定位，损人不带脏字，还显得很懂行。
关于这一章的问题
bet dollars to donuts 是什么意思？
意思是「非常有把握地打赌」，相当于敢拿钱担保自己的判断。台词里有人用它打赌说，两个人照样有力气笑话别人。
「吃苦头最重」英语怎么说？
说 get the worst of it。戏里讲到高中入会仪式，有人被整得最惨，就用这句；它常指一群人里吃亏或受伤最厉害的那个。
in a position to 在台词里怎么理解？
这里指「有资格或条件做某事」。台词大意是：我看你现在可没资格笑话谁了吧。常用来回击对方，语气可以半开玩笑，也可以很冲。
Drop me a line 是让人写纸质信吗？
不一定是纸质信，意思是「发条消息给我」。戏里有人把邮箱地址交出去，让对方有想法就联系；邮件、短信都能用这个说法。
wrap this up 是什么语气？
意思是「赶紧收尾结束」，带一点催人的随意口气。戏里有人想快点收尾，好去吃自己的东西，就用它催同伴。
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下一章 · 第 10 章blow off some steam薯条没炸好，骂出种族脏话
第 1 章take issue with网上对喷把名人搞混
第 2 章hit the jackpot婚房还是佛州公寓
第 3 章more than meets the eye快餐店里吵变形金刚
第 4 章sow your wild oats为迎老板吵翻
第 5 章Say what you will about快餐店为三部曲吵翻
第 6 章give someone the time of day打烊前争论婚姻
第 7 章at its finest为送别礼订人驴秀
第 8 章piece together逼问出枕头裤怪谈
正在看 · 第 9 章bet dollars to donuts老同学探班翻旧账
第 10 章blow off some steam薯条没炸好，骂出种族脏话
第 11 章term of endearment为一句蔑称吵翻
第 12 章tie your life to someone准新郎怕婚礼跳舞
第 13 章You and what army?备餐台前坦白怀孕
第 14 章at its finest送别派对变人兽秀
第 15 章smooth things over牢房里翻旧账
第 16 章take a bullet for someone为搬走翻脸的老友
第 17 章pan out借钱买下快捷商店看到第 9 / 17 章 · 后面还有约 24 分钟