with your clothes on穿着衣服

一本正经地吹嘘野路，越正经越好笑，是阿伦式幽默的招牌。

the best time you can have with something

朋友间推荐大胆玩法时用；对不熟的人或正式场合别说，容易显得轻浮。

the most fun you can have with your shoes on ／ the best time you'll have all year

口语

Guaranteed 重读，clothes on 连读，句尾轻挑。

This little place has the best noodles you can eat with ten dollars. 这家小店能吃到十块钱里最好吃的面。

被人调侃长相，他反手把标签收下又限定时间，冷幽默满分。

I'm only a (something) on (days)

熟人开玩笑、自嘲时用；对陌生人或面试场合绝对别这么说。

I'm only grumpy before coffee. ／ I'm a monster only on Mondays.

口语

only 重读，weekdays 三个音节放平收。

I'm only impatient before my first coffee. 我只是在喝第一杯咖啡前没耐心。

临别前一句安抚，把野外的不安一句话收住，暖而不腻。

all you gotta remember is that ...

安慰紧张的朋友、家人时用；报告或正式邮件里别用 gotta 这种口语。

All you need to remember is that it will be fine. ／ Just remember everything works out.

口语

gotta 轻读，is that 连读，句尾放平安抚。

All you have to remember is that I am one call away. 你只要记住，我一个电话就能到。

把不切实际的梦想大大方方说出来，再用一句丧气的总结收尾，自嘲得又好笑又心酸。

I've always wanted to be a ... but I don't think that's gonna work out

朋友之间自嘲梦想、坦白不切实际的想法时能用；求职面试或正式场合别说这种泄气话。

I always wanted to be an astronaut, but that never happened. ／ I've always dreamed of it, though it's probably not going to happen.

口语

always wanted 连读，gonna work out 轻快带过，you know 放低收。

I've always wanted to be a painter, but I don't think I have the patience. 我一直想当画家，可我觉得我没那个耐心。