“I'd shake your hand, but I know where it's been.”
我本來想跟你握手,但我知道那隻手都碰過什麼。
把拒絕握手說成一句玩笑,既保全了交易又劃清了界限;嫌棄藏在客氣話的轉折裡,這是老手的社交刀法。
I'd ..., but I know where it's been.
半開玩笑地拒絕身體接觸或客套、同時保持表面禮貌時用。
I'd hug you, but let's not. / A handshake I'll skip, thanks.
口語
I'd shake 連讀,but I know where it's been 放慢收尾。
I'd lend you my car, but I know how you drive. 我本想借車給你,但我太清楚你開車什麼樣了。
