Kicks ass links the s straight into the next word.
This kicks ass.Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe · 2022 — 第 14 / 22 章 · 4'08" · B1
Locked up and told they'll wait a month for arraignment, Beavis and Butt-Head get a package from a cellmate and asked to hold it. Beavis eats it instead — "Tastes weird. Kinda salty." — and turns into Cornholio, demanding toilet paper until the whole cell block joins his chant.
Beavis and Butt-Head land in a cell and learn no one will bail them out, so they'll stay until their arraignment in a month. A cellmate hands Beavis a package to hide; he eats it, finds it salty, and transforms into his alter ego Cornholio, leading a cell-block revolt demanding more toilet paper.
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kicks assthe system worksbail outarraignment
このシーンの表現
pay to free someone
The officer tells them no one will post bail, so they must wait a month.
He asked his uncle to bail out his roommate.
is really great
the system finally caught them
first court hearing
pay attention
play with, manipulate
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Kicks ass links the s straight into the next word.
This kicks ass.is awesome — Fine among friends, avoid in formal settings.
This kicks ass.church youth leader
- Yeah, that youth pastor always said we'd be here someday.object clause: The clause after said reports what the pastor predicted.
- Yeah, that youth pastor always said we'd be here someday.on the way
- We're on our way to go score.pay to free someone
- Well, you got no one to bail you out, so you'll be here until your arraignment in a month.result clause: So introduces the result of having no one to post bail.
- Well, you got no one to bail you out, so you'll be here until your arraignment in a month.Bail you blends into one sound.
- Well, you got no one to bail you out, so you'll be here until your arraignment in a month.that's too bad
- What-- What? A month? - That sucks.threw the phone away
- They ditched the phone.federal agents
- It's the Feds. They're on this too.federal agents — Casual word for federal law enforcement.
- It's the Feds. They're on this too.have information on
How much do they know about the murders I committed?get an erection — Vulgar; only joking with close friends.
Sometimes, I think about her, and I don't even get a boner but I feel good anyway.have in mind
If you don't get a boner when you think about her, then you don't know what love is.conditional: The if-clause sets a test, and then delivers the verdict.
If you don't get a boner when you think about her, then you don't know what love is.The t in get a flaps between vowels.
If you don't get a boner when you think about her, then you don't know what love is.give someone a hand
Okay, listen up, kid. You're gonna help me out.a bit salty
Tastes weird. Kinda salty.look in on
- Maybe you ought to check on that kid.should
- Maybe you ought to check on that kid.trails someone
He just, like, follows me around all the time.stop doing
- Quit disrespecting me!always shortchange us
- They never give us enough.correct about
- That little guy's right about the toilet paper.belonging to oneself
- No man can see his own bunghole.two dice
- Look, are you sure you don't want a pair of dice or something?for the rest of life
This is gonna be on my head for the rest of my life, dumbass.The cell block becomes a stage for the movie's running joke about Beavis's two selves. Told they're stuck until their arraignment, the pair mostly worry about love and scoring, not prison. Then a cellmate recruits Beavis to hold contraband — "I can't let them find these on me" — and Beavis eats it, decides it's "kinda salty," and flips into Cornholio, the rasping alter ego who speaks in demands. His chant starts as nonsense and becomes a grievance the other inmates share: they really do want more toilet paper, so Cornholio accidentally gives them a cause. What follows is absurd on its face but true to the film's logic — the boys don't change the system, they just give the cell block a slogan. Even the joke about love lands here: Butt-Head insists "you don't know what love is" if you don't get a boner.
- Yeah, that youth pastor always said we'd be here someday.The boys treat jail as a milestone they were promised, mixing a church figure into their sense of destiny.
- Well, you got no one to bail you out, so you'll be here until your arraignment in a month.The blunt legal reality: nobody will post bail, so they're stuck until the court first brings them in.
How much do they know about the murders I committed?The governor's panic, slipping from 'murders' to the cover story that it was 'attempted' and in a video game.
If you don't get a boner when you think about her, then you don't know what love is.Butt-Head's blunt theory of romance, offered as reassurance to Beavis and stated as fact.
I can't let them find these on me.The cellmate's reason for dumping contraband on Beavis: a search is coming and he needs it gone.
I need TP for my bunghole!Cornholio's signature demand, the catchphrase that turns a private joke into the cell block's shared cause.
This is gonna be on my head for the rest of my life, dumbass.The tattoo punchline: Beavis realizes the forehead tattoo is permanent, delivered with deadpan complaint.
No one will bail them out, and their case won't come up until the arraignment in a month. The officer says they'll be held until then.
A search is coming and he can't be caught with it — "I can't let them find these on me" — so he pressures Beavis into hiding it, telling him to put it in his pants.
He says it tastes weird and salty, then transforms into his alter ego Cornholio. He starts demanding toilet paper, and the other inmates join in, turning it into a cell-block protest.
He tells Beavis that if thinking about a girl doesn't give you a boner, you don't know what love is — his crude version of a romantic test.
次のチャプター · 第 15 章contagiousCornholio Leads a Prison Riot
第 1 章in my defenseJudge Sentences the Boys to Space Camp
第 2 章a lot riding onNASA Recruits Beavis and Butt-Head
第 3 章didn't make itBeavis and Butt-Head Train for Space
第 4 章take it all inBeavis and Butt-Head See Earth
第 5 章get right to itThe Shuttle Only Has Oxygen for Five
第 6 章seal the dealSerena's Last Spacewalk
第 7 章wheels upSmart Beavis and Butt-Head Warn Them
第 8 章changes everythingBeavis and Butt-Head Discover Mobile Pay
第 9 章gets oldBeavis Confides in Siri
第 10 章go byThe Boys Try to Get Home
第 11 章scoreBeavis Tries to Say I Love You
第 12 章wild goose chaseBeavis and Butt-Head at College
第 13 章white privilegeBeavis & Butt-Head White Privilege 101
再生中 · 第 14 章bail outCornholio Takes Over the Jail Cell
第 15 章contagiousCornholio Leads a Prison Riot
第 16 章a stroke of good luckGovernor Pardons the Wrong Inmates
第 17 章first dibsBeavis and Butt-Head's House Is Gone
第 18 章play dumbBeavis & Butt-Head Mistaken for Aliens
第 19 章a thing forThe Boys Outsmart Their Rescuer
第 20 章on a rollHartson Asks About Dissecting
第 21 章hang in the balanceBeavis and Butt-Head Drive Backwards
第 22 章out to getSerena Realizes They're Not After Her