on the verge of doing
The government is about to train our schlongs.Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe · 2022 — 第 3 / 22 章 · 3'06" · B1
Beavis and Butt-Head treat their NASA training as a sex lesson, with one asking, 'what part of sex does this train us for?' The trainers think they are preparing astronauts; the two think they are being schooled in scoring. At the press conference, the same confusion meets an unexpectedly earnest dream.
Beavis and Butt-Head are taken to NASA and put through astronaut training, which they misread as instruction in sex. The session ends and they are told to clean up. Then, at a press conference, the two are introduced as the youngest shuttle astronauts ever. Asked how they feel, one delivers a surprisingly sincere speech about a lifelong dream that is about to come true.
注目の表現
schlongsor somethingupside downscore with
このシーンの表現
did not survive
The reporter adds that some didn't make it, a quiet way of saying they died, and the laughing stops.
Two hikers didn't make it back before the storm.
vulgar slang for penis
or something like that
inverted, flipped over
slang: to sleep with someone
that kind of person
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on the verge of doing
The government is about to train our schlongs.About to often links into one smooth sound.
The government is about to train our schlongs.vulgar slang for penis — Vulgar; only among close friends, never in formal settings.
The government is about to train our schlongs.which part of
Beavis asks which part of sex this training is for, taking the program at face value.
- Hey, Butt-Head, what part of sex does this train us for?or something like that
Butt-Head answers a question he cannot really answer and trails off with or something.
- Uh...I think it's the part where your face hurts or something.the point at which
- Uh...I think it's the part where your face hurts or something.relative clause: The where-clause tells you which part of the training he means.
- Uh...I think it's the part where your face hurts or something.the people who get lucky
- Does everybody who scores have to do this?relative clause: The who-clause narrows everybody down to those who score.
- Does everybody who scores have to do this?that brings something to an end
- Well, that concludes your training.inverted, flipped over
Beavis brags that he can now do it upside down, mixing space training with something else entirely.
- Yeah, I was ready before, but now I know how to do it upside down, or something.immediately
I'm ready to do it right now, if you want.just what I want to hear
- That's what I like to hear.washed and tidied
Now, go get yourselves cleaned up.slang: to sleep with someone
Butt-Head promises Beavis they will score with the reporter tomorrow.
- Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.crude slang for sleeping with — Crude; fine as a joke between friends, rude to the person involved.
- Beavis, tomorrow, we are going to score with that lady.how small the number is
- Do you know how few people have done what you're about to do?embedded clause: Two clauses nest inside know: how few people have done it, and what you're about to do.
- Do you know how few people have done what you're about to do?slightly more than
- That's a little more than I was hoping, but, you know, that's okay.A and than reduce; the stress lands on more.
- That's a little more than I was hoping, but, you know, that's okay.exclamation of shock or annoyance — A blasphemous exclamation; avoid it in religious or formal settings.
- Jesus Christ! We get it.without even including
- And that's not even counting the Russian dog and the monkey.did not survive
The reporter adds that some didn't make it, a quiet way of saying they died, and the laughing stops.
- Enough! [nervous giggling] - Of course, there were some who didn't make it.that kind of person
Right after the mention of those who died, Butt-Head insists they won't be one of those.
- We're not going to be one of those, ma'am.past habit: I'd here means I would, marking a repeated past habit, not a future plan.
Um, I just wanna say I've wanted to do this my whole life, but I never thought it would really happen, and I dreamed about it every night and then--and then I'd wake up and feel ashamed and I'd try to hide it from my mom.to become reality
Beavis drops the jokes and says his dream will come true today, and for once he sounds sincere.
But today, my dream will come true.Stress true; let come lift and true settle.
But today, my dream will come true.The comedy runs on a single persistent misunderstanding: two clueless teenagers are handed the vocabulary of spaceflight and hear only sex. 'What part of sex does this train us for?' one asks with total sincerity, and the joke is that nobody corrects him. The NASA staff, meanwhile, speak in the language of history and risk — 'Only 256 men and 49 women' — which the pair receive as a score to beat rather than a warning. When the press conference turns to sacrifice — 'there were some who didn't make it' — the two wave it off: 'We're not going to be one of those, ma'am.' The final turn lands because it stays in character. Asked about the moment, the boys drop the innuendo and speak plainly about a dream they were once ashamed of. The scene is funny and, briefly, sincere at the same time.
The government is about to train our schlongs.Butt-Head's summary of NASA training. He reads a government program as sexual instruction, which sets the scene's whole misunderstanding in one crude line.
- Yeah, I was ready before, but now I know how to do it upside down, or something.His version of readiness: training taught him a meaningless extra move. The 'or something' shows he has no idea what he actually learned.
Outer space, the back of a car, I don't care.Butt-Head's indifference about where they will have sex. The joke is the mismatch between a space mission and his single-track mind.
- That's a little more than I was hoping, but, you know, that's okay.His reaction to learning only a few hundred people have done this. He hears a count of people, not a warning about danger.
- Do you know how few people have done what you're about to do?The interviewer's attempt at gravity. It is meant to convey rarity and risk, and the boys answer as if she were counting contestants.
- We're not going to be one of those, ma'am.Their promise not to join the astronauts who died. They say it politely and confidently, treating a mortality statistic as a ranking to beat.
But today, my dream will come true.The sincere turn. After a scene of crude jokes, the speech about a lifelong dream lands because it is said without irony.
They misinterpret everything the NASA staff say and do. Butt-Head declares the government is about to 'train our schlongs,' and they spend the session convinced it is a sex lesson.
It is slang for having sex with someone or getting someone to sleep with you. Butt-Head uses it when he says they are going to score with the woman tomorrow.
She is trying to convey how rare and dangerous the job is. She notes only 256 men and 49 women have done it, and that some never came back.
They brush them off. They promise they won't be one of the people who don't make it, and say they understand the risks without meaning it.
After all the crude jokes, one of them speaks sincerely about a lifelong dream and says he feels like the luckiest man in the world.
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