the daylights out of狠狠揍一顿

把三样风马牛不相及的东西并排一列，讽刺味全出来了。

everybody's got an ... these days

调侃某个概念被全民追捧时用；正式论述里别这么随口。

Everybody has a label for themselves these days. ／ Everyone is chasing some new cure these days.

口语

三个 -ism 连读排开，these days 压低收尾。

You know, keto, fasting, cold plunges, everybody's got a diet these days. 你知道，生酮、断食、冷水浴，如今人人都有套养生法。

用最粗的恐吓对照林肯的仁爱，落差极狠。

Think the way I do or I'll ...

讽刺强加于人的霸道时用；这种夸张说法正式辩论里别用。

Agree with me or I'll make you pay. ／ See it my way or you are the enemy.

口语

Think the way I do 加快，bomb the daylights out 重读。

Some people act like: agree with me or I'll never speak to you again. 有些人就是这个逻辑：要么同意我，要么老死不相往来。

一句名言稳稳落下，把整段演讲托住。

With malice toward none, with charity for all.

引用名句、表明立场时用；日常闲聊里直接搬会显得太正式。

With no ill will to anyone, and kindness to all. ／ No hate for anyone, goodwill for everyone.

literary

malice 与 charity 相对重读，中间稍作停顿。

He ended his speech with malice toward none and charity for all. 他用「对谁都不怀恶意、对所有人都心怀仁爱」结束了演讲。

把盲目跟风某种主义讽刺成买东西，一句话戳破时代的懒人解药。

When things go bad, you go out and get yourself + 名词, and you are in business.

适合吐槽人一遇挫折就找现成答案。对朋友、同事闲聊能用；别在别人真心相信某个信念时当面说，会像挑衅。

When work gets hard, people grab a new diet and call it a cure. ／ Whenever things go wrong, he buys a course and thinks he is fixed.

口语

get yourself an ism 处稍停顿，in business 收得干脆。

When the job gets rough, he gets himself a new course and he is set. 工作一难，他就报个新课，然后就觉得稳了。

When people feel tired, they get themselves a trend and feel cured. 人一累，就追个新潮流，然后就觉得治好了。