Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.

Oh, fuck him, man.

You show me one 33-year-old chick who's as buck-wild in bed as her 17-year-old counterpart.

I'm not saying that it's not all right for you, but, yes, I do think that marriage goes against our primal nature.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.