Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented.

Sorry to harp on about this, but that makes him Mr Tonay and I'm just Tony.

Nothing was wrong with the drumming as such,...

That was invented by Cubby Broccoli, producer of the James Bond films.

I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly, that...

We are told to remember the idea and not the man.

Laius, proud father, speak.