人生はローリングストーン

The thing about the tour is, yes, I would like to get laid off of it a couple of times.

Yes, you're performing muscular movements with your hand as you're jerking off.

I just think it's hard to cast that role, you know, to fill it when you know it's gonna be like 30 to 40 years.

Okay? I would do it in a heartbeat. Good.

In Tucson. It was, like, a hundred degrees all the time.

I was a towel boy at this chichi health club.

It's the only thing that I'd gotten any, like, food pellets from the universe for.

I couldn't be regular old Dave Wallace...

I tell you what. I think that having an audience...

I think that if there's a sort of sadness for people under 45, it has something to do with pleasure

When you're used to doing heavy-duty literary stuff that doesn't sell well, being human animals with egos,

If we had done this by the mail, if I had access to my library, if I could look stuff up...