I was a towel boy at this chichi health club.

The thing about the tour is, yes, I would like to get laid off of it a couple of times.

Yes, you're performing muscular movements with your hand as you're jerking off.

I just think it's hard to cast that role, you know, to fill it when you know it's gonna be like 30 to 40 years.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.