Chapter 17 of 30 · 3'05"
Humbert arrives late with Lolita and asks for two rooms; the clerk says the police convention has the hotel "tied up in knots." With no cots left, he is offered a single room and one bed, and accepts it without hesitation. The small talk before, with Quilty chatting to the owner, makes the coincidence stranger.
❝ Monologue · 20 lines Quilty Questions Mr. Swine
Humbert Checks In With Lolita
At the Enchanted Hunters hotel, Quilty chats with the owner, Mr. Swine, who admits he was once an actor. Then Humbert arrives with Lolita and asks for two rooms. The desk is overrun by the State Police Convention, so he is offered one room with one bed—and to the clerk's surprise, he takes it.
The check-in is played as comedy, but it is built on a coincidence and a lie. The man Humbert will later meet as his rival, Quilty, is already in the lobby, chatting with the owner about acting and judo; the audience sees him, Humbert does not. At the desk, Humbert's cover story cracks slightly in the open: he asks for two rooms, yet when told only one is free, he says "even if my wife joins me later, we'll manage." The words are for the clerk—there is no wife coming—and they let him share a room with Lolita without raising suspicion. The hotel's own excuse, being "tied up in knots" by a police convention, does the rest, turning a scandalous arrangement into an ordinary inconvenience.
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“What is a guy like you doing in a job like this?”
The parallel structure flatters and probes at once, making a personal question sound like a compliment.
Informal
“Well, as a matter of fact, I was an actor.”
As a matter of fact confirms the guess lightly, letting the admission land without drama.
Neutral
“Well, I'm afraid it'll be impossible to accommodate you.”
I'm afraid softens a flat no, so the refusal stays formal and face-saving.
Formal
“This convention's got us tied up in knots.”
The knot image turns a full-house excuse into a vivid, almost sympathetic complaint.
Informal
Mr. Swine... ...what does an actor-manager... ...do with his spare time in a small town like this? Well, I don't have much spare time... ...but I swim, play tennis, lift weights. Gets rid of the excess energy. What do you do with your excess energy? Well, we do a lot of things with my excess energy. One of the things we do a lot of is judo. - Did you ever hear about that? - Judo? - Yes, I've heard about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do judo with the lady? Yes, she's a yellow belt, I'm a green belt, that's the way nature made it. What happens is she throws me all over the place. She throws you? What she does, she gets me in a sort of thing called a sweeping-ankle throw. She sweeps my ankles from under me. - I go down with one hell of a bang. - Doesn't it hurt? I lay there in pain but I love it. I really love it. I lay hovering between consciousness and unconsciousness. It's the greatest.
Up next · 18a normal guyThe scene: Humbert Meets the Normal GuyHe needs to look respectable in front of the clerk. Asking for two rooms keeps up appearances, but he quickly agrees to share one, which is what he actually wants.
That is Clare Quilty, the screenwriter, chatting with the hotel owner before Humbert arrives. It is their first, unnoticed meeting in the film.
The State Police Convention has flooded the town, and the overflow has been sent to the Enchanted Hunters, so every room and cot is taken.
It is a lie for the register. There is no wife coming; the invented wife makes it plausible for him to share a room with Lolita.
He says so—"as a matter of fact, I was an actor"—and Quilty flatters him by claiming he spotted it right away.
