Clerks II · 2006 — Chapter 3 of 17 · 2'47" · C1

Transformers Argument at Mooby's, Explained: more than meets the eye

What starts as teasing about a nineteen-year-old's ride from his mother turns into a theological argument: someone reads online that a live-action Transformers movie is coming, someone calls the cartoons 'more than meets the eye,' and the reply brands them 'an unholy curse.'

What happens

At Mooby's, one person needles a nineteen-year-old about still getting rides from his mother and kissing her goodbye. Another person is in a suspiciously good mood: a live-action Transformers movie is coming, and he has the online handle Optimus Prime. The conversation spirals from teasing into a debate about whether the Transformers are a gift from God or an unholy curse.

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Phrase of the scene

more than meets the eye

more than is obvious

When the Transformers are dismissed as bad, this slogan is fired back as both a defense and a transforming wink.

There's more than meets the eye to her quiet blog—half the posts are detective stories.

Also in this scene

  • build character

    strengthen one's character

  • why the fuck

    why on earth (vulgar)

  • I wish I didn't

    I'd rather not know

  • beat the pants off

    defeat easily

  • as it turns out

    it happened that

Everything marked in this scene

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Phrase · B2build character

strengthen one's character

A birthday shift is quoted back as character-building, turning an old excuse into a petty jab.

'Cause you said working on my birthday would help me build character.
Phrase · B1get rides from someone

be driven by someone

Why the fuck are you still getting rides from your mother?
Soundare you still

Let are you blur together and land the stress on still.

Why the fuck are you still getting rides from your mother?
Phrase · B1kiss someone good-bye

kiss someone in farewell

And even worse, what the fuck are you kissing her good-bye for?
Slang · B2what the fuck

what the hell (vulgar) — Use only when venting strongly; not in formal settings.

And even worse, what the fuck are you kissing her good-bye for?
Slang · B2fuckin'

fucking (intensifier) — Casual and vulgar; never in polite or professional talk.

What is she, your fuckin' prom date?
Phrase · B1in a good mood

feeling very happy

I'm in too good a mood.
Soundtoo good a

The article a is almost swallowed; good and mood carry the beat.

I'm in too good a mood.
Soundslipped you

Link the d in slipped into you; keep the verb ending audible.

Because your mom slipped you the tongue?
Slang · C1slipped you the tongue

gave someone a deep kiss — Vulgar teasing; do not use with strangers or at work.

Because your mom slipped you the tongue?
Phrase · B1live-action movie

movie with real actors

No, because I just read online that there's gonna be a live-action Transformers movie.
Phrase · B1online handle

username

Well... I mean, as you know, my online handle is Optimus Prime.
Phrase · B2best possible X

the best username available

I'm, like, positioned or whatever with the best possible Net handle and e-mail address for when the movie comes out.
Slang · C1rolling in the pussy

swimming in sexual attention (vulgar) — Crude locker-room talk; avoid in public or mixed company.

Oh, you're gonna be rolling in the pussy, man.
Slang · C1playing tonsil hockey

deep kissing — Jokey and crude; keep it among close friends.

Says the guy who was just playing tonsil hockey with his mother.
Phrase · A2leave someone alone

stop bothering someone

Leave Elias alone, Randal!
Soundmeets the eye

Let meets the run on; stretch eye for the punch.

They were more than meets the eye.
Phrase · B1be allowed to do something

be permitted to watch

I thought you weren't even allowed to watch a lot of TV in your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.
Grammar · B1weren't even allowed to watch

negative passive: The passive with not says someone was denied permission; even sharpens the complaint.

I thought you weren't even allowed to watch a lot of TV in your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.
Slang · B2and shit

and stuff (vulgar) — Casual filler after a list; too crude for formal talk.

I thought you weren't even allowed to watch a lot of TV in your house 'cause you're all Christian and shit.
Phrase · B1as it turns out

it happened that

After a challenge about his Christian household, he uses this phrase to pivot from suspicion to an explanation.

Well, as it turns out, cars and trucks that turn into...
Phrase · B1turn into something

change into something

because my pastor says that machines can turn into other machines, and it's not a sleight against God.
Grammar · B1that machines can turn into other machines

object clause: The that-clause is what the pastor says, not a separate claim by the speaker.

because my pastor says that machines can turn into other machines, and it's not a sleight against God.
Grammar · C1inasmuch as

formal causal conjunction: It opens the reason for the accusation and sounds deliberately formal in this crude rant.

Transformers were a total sleight against God, inasmuch as
Phrase · B2pay someone back

repay or get revenge

The crucifixion is framed as a debt, and humanity's repayment is mocked as terrible cartoons.

and all we did to pay him back was make terrible fucking cartoons like the Transformers.
Grammar · B2all we did to pay him back was make

all-cleft: The all-cleft narrows the response to one damning action: making those cartoons.

and all we did to pay him back was make terrible fucking cartoons like the Transformers.
Phrase · B2a gift from God

a godsend

...the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal.
Phrase · C1an unholy curse

a cursed, evil thing

They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.
Phrase · C1the first of the fallen

the foremost fallen being

The first of the fallen, the spoiler of virgins, the master of abortions!
Phrase · B2dark forces

evil supernatural powers

You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal.

Transformers Argument at Mooby's, explained

What's really going on

The teasing about a grown man kissing his mother is partly a status game: one person keeps needling the nineteen-year-old about the ride and the goodbye kiss, and the answers keep coming back. The mood shifts when someone says a live-action Transformers movie is on the way. What sounds like a silly pop-culture argument becomes a contest over who gets to claim authority: one side cites an online handle and the movie tagline 'more than meets the eye,' while the other cites a Bible-camp flow chart and a pastor to argue the robots are 'a gift from God.' The reply turns that religious logic against the claim: 'They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.' The scene lets the characters use faith, fandom, and insult to win a pointless argument.

Theme

FaithReligious language gets used to argue about a cartoon: a pastor's ruling and a Bible-camp flow chart are both deployed as proof.
SatireThe debate treats a live-action Transformers movie as a theological crisis, making the characters' earnestness the joke.

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  • are you still — Let are you blur together and land the stress on still.
  • too good a — The article a is almost swallowed; good and mood carry the beat.
  • slipped you — Link the d in slipped into you; keep the verb ending audible.
  • meets the eye — Let meets the run on; stretch eye for the punch.
'Cause you said working on my birthday would help me build character.

The line quotes an old justification: working on a birthday was described as character-building, and that phrase is now thrown back at the person who said it.

Says the guy who was just playing tonsil hockey with his mother.

A comeback that turns an accusation back on the accuser: the person calling something gross was just making out with his mother.

They were more than meets the eye.

A defense of the Transformers using their own tagline: they were not just simple cartoons; there was more to them than surface appearance.

They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.

A mock-religious condemnation: the Transformers are not a divine gift but a demonic curse.

Questions about this scene

Why is the nineteen-year-old being teased?

He still gets rides from his mother and kisses her goodbye. The teasing starts with his age and working on his birthday, then moves to the ride and the kiss.

What starts the Transformers argument?

One character says a live-action Transformers movie is coming and that his online handle is Optimus Prime. Later, someone says the Transformers sucked.

Why is 'more than meets the eye' used as a comeback?

The line answers the claim that the Transformers sucked: it says they were more than they appeared to be, so it works as a defense.

Why does the Bible-camp flow chart come up?

It is offered as proof that since God created man and man created the Transformers, the Transformers can be seen as a gift from God.

What is the reply to 'a gift from God'?

Someone rejects it outright: 'They are not a gift from God,' then calls the Transformers 'an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.'

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