Clerks II

Oh, fuck him, man.

You show me one 33-year-old chick who's as buck-wild in bed as her 17-year-old counterpart.

I'm not saying that it's not all right for you, but, yes, I do think that marriage goes against our primal nature.

Pillow Pants is a little troll who lives in her pussy.

You see, freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called initiations.

Emma's pretty, smart, happy, a good person...

Why? Because I enjoyed what I did?

Who would want me as their friend?