Chapter 13 of 16 · 2'03"
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体面节目也挡不住现实传票
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The story so far
Everything you need before watchingBob Crane is handed divorce papers in the middle of a live cooking show, but the cameras keep rolling. He tries to stay in character, joking about Colonel Hogan, marriage, and the woman in the audience while the host keeps the recipe moving. The scene turns public embarrassment into fast, suggestive comedy, then snaps back to professional TV patter. It is a sharp lesson in idioms, euphemism, and keeping your composure under pressure.
鲍
Bob Craneguest actor
布
Bruno GerussiTV host
霍
Colonel Hoganfictional colonel
克
Klinkcomic foil
希
HildaBob's wife
Chapters
16 parts · AI-cut01A Risky Career Turn演员接到烫手角色会怎么选B11'47"02A Marriage Confronted一场争吵揭开婚姻里的秘密B11'55"03Meeting the VTR Expert新朋友带来的技术改变生活B22'07"04The First Shoot镜头一开人们就暴露了欲望C13'33"05Home Movies热闹聚会里谁都逃不过镜头B13'24"06The Tape Betrayal一段录像让两个朋友彻底翻脸B21'45"07The Failed Demonstration一次失误足以让专家丢掉工作B21'56"08Repairing the Friendship朋友道歉之后关系真的能修复吗B12'03"09An Open Marriage开放婚姻说得轻而易举B21'46"10A New Way Out失业的人怎样在荒唐中找出路B13'09"11A Shocking Opportunity荒唐的计划撞上意外的好消息B22'12"12The Scandal Warning一条丑闻可能毁掉新的机会B21'35"13Served on Live TV体面节目也挡不住现实传票B12'03"14The Image Problem想翻身的人先要面对旧名声B13'16"15An Awkward Reunion父子重逢后用奇怪话题试探彼此B12'19"16The Final Break最后的伙伴终于说出真心话B21'54"
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00:02
Mr. Crane?
克兰先生？
00:03
- Oh, yeah. - Hey, Mr. Crane.
- 哦，对。 - 嘿，克兰先生。
00:05
Do you want an autograph?
要不要签名？
00:08
You've been served .
传票已经正式送达你了。
00:11
Huh?
啊？
00:15
Welcome to Celebrity Cooks. My name is Bruno Gerussi.
欢迎来到《名人厨艺秀》。我叫布鲁诺·杰鲁西。
00:20
Today we'll be cooking with Colonel Hogan himself...
今天，我们要和霍根上校本人一起做菜……
00:24
Mr. Bob Crane.
鲍勃·克兰先生。
00:32
Thanks, Bruno. It's a pleasure to be here.
谢谢你，布鲁诺。很高兴来到这里。
00:35
Wonderful to see you. Now what has Hogan been up to?
见到你真好。霍根最近都在忙些什么？
00:39
Pretty much the same old thing.
基本还是老样子。
00:42
I'm still trying to pull the wool over Klink's eyes
我还在想办法蒙骗克林克
00:45
and trying to get into Hilda's pants .
也还在想办法和希尔达上床。
00:48
Actually, I did get into her pants . I married her.
其实我确实和她上过床。我娶了她。
00:50
But, uh, now she's divorcing me, so...
不过，呃，现在她要跟我离婚，所以……
00:52
Ohh.
哦。
00:54
That's not worked out .
看来没能如愿。
00:55
But I will be, next month, in Long Beach performing a show called Beginner's Luck .
不过下个月我会在长滩演出一场叫《新手好运》的节目。
01:01
Wonderful.
精彩。
01:03
So, Bob, what recipe have you brought us today?
那么，鲍勃，你今天给我们带来了什么菜谱？
01:06
It is a... a pasta dish...
是一道……一道意大利面……
01:08
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼。
01:09
Uh, with... chicken...
呃，加……鸡肉……
01:11
Mm-hmm.
嗯哼。
01:12
And... fettuccine, they tell me. That's what they told me to say, anyway.
还有……意大利宽面，他们是这么告诉我的。反正他们让我这么说。
01:18
Sounds delicious.
听起来很美味。
01:20
You got a balloon smuggler here in the audience today.
今天观众席里有位气球走私犯。
01:24
You got a license to carry those things?
你有许可证，能带着那些东西到处走吗？
01:26
Here's a little tip on how to remove the wrinkles from your face ...
教你一个去掉脸上皱纹的小窍门……
01:29
just take off your bra.
把胸罩脱掉就行。
01:30
Ohh! What?
哦！什么？
01:32
Oh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
哦，嘘，嘘，嘘，嘘。
01:34
Calm down. Boo! Calm down.
冷静。嘘！冷静。
01:37
They'll cut all this stuff out .
这些都会被剪掉的。
01:39
They edit it and they take all this stuff out.
他们会剪辑掉，把这些全删了。
01:42
Nice enough girl till she figured out that the fuzzy thing she's sitting on
她本来是个挺不错的姑娘，直到她发现自己坐着的那个毛茸茸的东西
01:45
could make her some money .
能给她赚到钱。
01:47
- You all right, Bob? - I'm fine.
- 你还好吗，鲍勃？ - 我没事。
01:49
It's actually called a Chicken Fettuccine ala Crane is my dish.
其实这道菜叫“鸡肉宽面·克兰风味”，是我的拿手菜。
01:54
We can take a break if you want.
要是你愿意，我们可以休息一下。
01:56
No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm a complete professional.
不，不，不。我没事。我可是个十足的专业人士。
01:58
I just can't get over the size of those knockers .
我就是对那对大胸的尺寸念念不忘。
02:00
Ah! Well, look. Here come the ingredients now.
啊！好吧，你看，食材现在来了。
02:03
- Yeah! - Wonderful.
- 对！ - 太棒了。
02:05
Ah, the noodles.
啊，面条。
Language points
Click a card to jump to its moment in the videoCollocationB2↩ 00:08
be served with something
be served with something
收到正式送达的文件
此处是法院送达传票，不是餐厅端菜。
You've been served .
传票已经正式送达你了。
Pronunciation↩ 00:32
pleasure to be
to 弱读成 /tə/，三词连起来更自然
Thanks, Bruno. It's a pleasure to be here.
谢谢你，布鲁诺。很高兴来到这里。
CollocationA2↩ 00:39
pretty much + ...
pretty much + ...
基本上；差不多
Pretty much the same old thing.
基本还是老样子。
CollocationB2↩ 00:42
pull the wool over someone's eyes
pull the wool over someone's eyes
蒙骗某人
这里是把克林克蒙在鼓里，不是真拿羊毛遮眼睛。
I'm still trying to pull the wool over Klink's eyes
我还在想办法蒙骗克林克
GrammarB1↩ 00:42
trying to pull the wool over Klink's eyes
try后接不定式：try to do 表示努力做某事，to 后接动词原形。
I'm still trying to pull the wool over Klink's eyes
我还在想办法蒙骗克林克
Pronunciation↩ 00:42
trying to pull
to 弱读，trying-to-pull 连成一组
I'm still trying to pull the wool over Klink's eyes
我还在想办法蒙骗克林克
CollocationB2↩ 00:45
get into someone's pants
get into someone's pants
和某人发生关系
这里先作性暗示，随后被改写成结婚的笑话。
and trying to get into Hilda's pants .
也还在想办法和希尔达上床。
SlangB2↩ 00:45
get into Hilda's pants
和她发生关系——带性暗示的粗俗口语，正式场合别用
and trying to get into Hilda's pants .
也还在想办法和希尔达上床。
GrammarB2↩ 00:48
I did get into her pants
强调性do：did 加动词原形，强调这件事确实发生过。
Actually, I did get into her pants . I married her.
其实我确实和她上过床。我娶了她。
CollocationB1↩ 00:54
work out
work out
进展顺利；奏效
That's not worked out .
看来没能如愿。
CollocationB1↩ 00:55
beginner's luck
beginner's luck
新手的好运
But I will be, next month, in Long Beach performing a show called Beginner's Luck .
不过下个月我会在长滩演出一场叫《新手好运》的节目。
GrammarB2↩ 00:55
performing a show called Beginner's Luck
分词短语：performing 补充说明活动，called Beginner's Luck 修饰 show。
But I will be, next month, in Long Beach performing a show called Beginner's Luck .
不过下个月我会在长滩演出一场叫《新手好运》的节目。
Pronunciation↩ 01:12
told me to
to 弱读，told me to 几乎一口带过
And... fettuccine, they tell me. That's what they told me to say, anyway.
还有……意大利宽面，他们是这么告诉我的。反正他们让我这么说。
GrammarB1↩ 01:26
how to remove the wrinkles from your face
疑问词加不定式：how to remove 作 tip 的内容，表示如何去除皱纹。
Here's a little tip on how to remove the wrinkles from your face ...
教你一个去掉脸上皱纹的小窍门……
CollocationB1↩ 01:37
cut something out
cut something out
把这段内容删掉
指后期剪辑会删掉这些失言。
They'll cut all this stuff out .
这些都会被剪掉的。
Pronunciation↩ 01:39
take all this
take 的 /k/ 连到 all，别在词间断开
They edit it and they take all this stuff out.
他们会剪辑掉，把这些全删了。
CollocationA2↩ 01:42
figure out something
figure out something
弄明白；想通
Nice enough girl till she figured out that the fuzzy thing she's sitting on
她本来是个挺不错的姑娘，直到她发现自己坐着的那个毛茸茸的东西
GrammarB2↩ 01:42
the fuzzy thing she's sitting on
介词结尾定语从句：she's sitting on 修饰 thing，介词 on 留在从句末尾。
Nice enough girl till she figured out that the fuzzy thing she's sitting on
她本来是个挺不错的姑娘，直到她发现自己坐着的那个毛茸茸的东西
CollocationA2↩ 01:45
make someone some money
make someone some money
让某人赚到钱
could make her some money .
能给她赚到钱。
Pronunciation↩ 01:49
called a Chicken
called-a 连读，a 弱读后接 Chicken
It's actually called a Chicken Fettuccine ala Crane is my dish.
其实这道菜叫“鸡肉宽面·克兰风味”，是我的拿手菜。
CollocationA2↩ 01:54
take a break
take a break
休息一下
We can take a break if you want.
要是你愿意，我们可以休息一下。
CollocationB2↩ 01:58
can't get over something
can't get over something
对某事惊叹不已
这里是对胸部大小难以置信，不是克服困难。
I just can't get over the size of those knockers .
我就是对那对大胸的尺寸念念不忘。
Pronunciation↩ 01:58
those knockers
重读 those knockers，夸张突出评论对象
I just can't get over the size of those knockers .
我就是对那对大胸的尺寸念念不忘。
SlangC1↩ 01:58
knockers
胸部——粗俗且冒犯，正式场合别用
I just can't get over the size of those knockers .
我就是对那对大胸的尺寸念念不忘。
Teaching points
Review right after watchingMy level
above my level
VocabularyB2↩ 00:08
be served
被正式送达法律文件
In the scene这里指离婚传票已正式送到鲍勃手中，不是端菜。
The tenant was served with a court notice at work.那名租客在工作时收到了法院通知。
In daily life
收到法院文件She was served with divorce papers before lunch.她午饭前收到了离婚文件。
above my level
IdiomB2↩ 00:42
pull the wool over someone's eyes
蒙骗某人
In the scene鲍勃说霍根还在设法瞒过克林克，带着角色口吻开玩笑。
Maya tried to pull the wool over her coach's eyes, but he had the receipts.玛雅想蒙骗教练，但教练手里有证据。
In daily life
解释迟到You won't pull the wool over my eyes with that excuse.你那套借口骗不了我。
above my level
PunB2↩ 00:45
get into someone's pants
与某人发生关系
In the scene这句先制造性暗示，下一句又把它改写成“娶了她”的婚姻笑话。
The old comedy makes a crude joke about getting into the mayor's pants.那部老喜剧拿和市长发生关系开了个粗俗玩笑。
In daily life
讨论喜剧That line about getting into the actor's pants feels outdated now.那句拿和演员发生关系开玩笑的话如今显得过时了。
auto-pauses
Phrasal verbB1↩ 00:54
work out
进展顺利；奏效
In the scene主持人听出鲍勃的婚姻没有如愿，顺势表示事情没能成功。
Our travel plan worked out better than expected.我们的旅行计划比预想中顺利。
In daily life
项目复盘The backup plan worked out in the end.备用方案最后奏效了。
above my level
DiscourseB2↩ 01:12
that's what someone told me to say
我只是照别人交代的说
In the scene鲍勃对菜名含糊其辞，把说法归给别人，显出自己并不熟练。
I used that title because that's what the producer told me to say.我用那个标题，是因为制片人让我这么说。
In daily life
说明来源I used that spelling because that's what the website told me to say.我用了那个拼写，因为网站让我这么写。
above my level
VocabularyB2↩ 01:20
smuggler
偷偷带货或走私的人
In the scene主持人夸张地把带气球入场的观众叫作“气球走私犯”。
The customs officer stopped a smuggler carrying rare coins.海关人员拦下了一名携带稀有硬币的走私者。
In daily life
机场安检The guard suspected a smuggler was hiding goods in the suitcase.警卫怀疑有人把货物藏在行李箱里走私。
above my level
SlangC1↩ 01:58
knockers
胸部，粗俗说法
In the scene鲍勃失控评论女观众的胸部，完全不顾直播场合。
The comedian's old routine used the word 'knockers,' which many viewers found offensive.那名喜剧演员的旧段子用了“knockers”，许多观众觉得很冒犯。
In daily life
提醒用词Don't call a stranger's breasts 'knockers'—it sounds crude.别把陌生人的胸部叫作“knockers”，听起来很粗俗。
above my level
IronyB2↩ 01:56
i'm a complete professional
自称很专业
In the scene刚在直播中说出失礼笑话，鲍勃却一本正经地坚持自己很专业。
After deleting the wrong file, he announced, 'I'm a complete professional.'删错文件后，他宣布：“我可是个十足的专业人士。”
In daily life
会议出糗After spilling coffee on the agenda, I said I was a complete professional.把咖啡洒到议程上后，我说自己可是个专业人士。
Golden lines
A great line in its own right — why and how to use it“Actually, I did get into her pants. I married her.”
其实我确实和她上过床。我娶了她。
Why it's great
先让人按性暗示理解，再用“娶了她”改写前一句，包袱落得又快又狠。
Pattern
Actually, I did + 动词原形
When to use
强调自己确实做过某事时使用。
Similar
I really did do it. ／ I did mean what I said.
Register
informal
Shadowing tip
Actually重读，did get into连读；在I married her前短停顿。
Use it yourself
解释误会Actually, I did finish the report—I sent it last night.其实我确实写完报告了——昨晚就发了。
“No, no, no. I'm fine. I'm a complete professional.”
不，不，不。我没事。我可是个十足的专业人士。
Why it's great
表面镇定，后接失控发言，反差形成冷幽默。
Pattern
I'm a complete + 名词
When to use
半认真半自嘲地强调自己很专业或可靠。
Similar
I'm a total professional. ／ I'm perfectly fine.
Register
informal
Shadowing tip
三个No短促连发，professional重读，末尾用一本正经的降调。
Use it yourself
工作出糗I'm a complete professional, even when the printer catches fire.就算打印机着火了，我也是个专业人士。
Monologue
One character carrying the scene — shadow the whole passage❝ 鲍勃的婚姻双关
I'm still trying to pull the wool over Klink's eyes and trying to get into Hilda's pants. Actually, I did get into her pants. I married her. But, uh, now she's divorcing me, so...
我还在想办法蒙骗克林克 也还在想办法和希尔达上床。 其实我确实和她上过床。我娶了她。 不过，呃，现在她要跟我离婚，所以……
四句连说，先讲角色任务，再突然落到自己的离婚，节奏层层反转。