Here's a famous one with the youngest clown in the world, Zippo. Clown for a day.

That's coast-to-coast national TV...

First, Miss Long, thank you for your help at the office and for passing this on to Jerry.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Rupert Pupkin.

I just want to speak from the heart.

My father was a writer. You would have liked him.

My grandfather invented the flash-freezing process.