I couldn't be regular old Dave Wallace...

The thing about the tour is, yes, I would like to get laid off of it a couple of times.

Yes, you're performing muscular movements with your hand as you're jerking off.

I just think it's hard to cast that role, you know, to fill it when you know it's gonna be like 30 to 40 years.

I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly, that...

We are told to remember the idea and not the man.

Laius, proud father, speak.