I was, uh, living with this fabulous, interesting woman named Harriet Harmon.

It's me. You're living with her, aren't you? You've moved in together.

Hello. Me again. I know who she is.

See, I've always had, um, this penchant for what I call kamikaze women, because they...

In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran...

I've gone over it again and again and again in my head

Now, from the beginning...