What I should do is beat the fat bastard on the head...

Audience clapping: SEYMOUR: Bruhl, you want to know who? I'll tell you who.

TV knob clicking: Well, theater lovers, there is bad news tonight.

Myra, I have had four bombs in a row!

I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly, that...

We are told to remember the idea and not the man.

Laius, proud father, speak.