タッカーとデイル 史上最悪にツイてないヤツら

This story happened right here, right in these very woods.

But that's OK, Allie, because I get it.

You guys are all a bunch of fucking pussies, you know that?

Now, you create a distraction.

It's good to cry sometimes.

At first I thought they were trying to kill you,

What? No, no. Chad...

You see, my parents, they were attacked by hillbillies just like him.