KG, you gotta come here. All right? I gotta show you something.Uncut Gems · 2019 — Chapter 4 of 14 · 4'31" · C1
Howard Pitches KG the Black Opal, Explained: get your hands on something
Howard pulls Kevin Garnett aside to show him a rare black opal, telling the story of the Ethiopian Jews he bought it from. KG is spellbound and refuses to give it back, so Howard lends it for one night in exchange for his Celtics ring as collateral.
What happens
Howard shows Kevin Garnett a black opal and spins the story behind it: African Jews, worthless red opals, and a stone that is said to hold the whole universe. KG is hooked and demands to keep it. Howard says it is set for auction, then agrees to lend it for one night and takes KG's Celtics ring as collateral.
Listen for
get your hands on somethingget ahold ofaren't worth shitgood for it
Phrase of the scene
get your hands on something
to obtain something
霍华德吹嘘这种黑欧泊太难搞,普通人根本 get your hands on,用来抬高自己手头这块的稀缺性。
Good luck getting your hands on those seats before Friday.
Also in this scene
- get ahold of
to reach or contact someone
- aren't worth shit
worthless
- good for it
reliable enough to pay or deliver
Everything marked in this scene
32 notes across 101 lines
I'm watching one of those fucking History Channel shows, trying to learn shit, and I stumble...- [Howard] No. All right? No. - Nigga want everybody to be a Jew.Check this out. All right?elision
Check this out. All right?They're stranded in the middle of Ethiopia.- Black opals? - I do my research.worthless
These guys live near the Welo mines, which primarily is red opals, which aren't worth shit, okay?to obtain something
But these, you can't get your hands on these things.can't for impossibility
But these, you can't get your hands on these things.liaison
But these, you can't get your hands on these things.to reach or contact someone
So I say to myself, "How do I get ahold of these guys?"And I managed to track these guys down and I buy one from him.Holy shit.Look how this is winking in the light.Took me fucking 17 months to get this thing, okay?Just look at this. Hang on for a second.liaison
Just look at this. Hang on for a second.You really into that motherfucker.Isn't that the shit?They say you can see the whole universe in opals.reported claim
They say you can see the whole universe in opals.Got a motherfucking dinosaur gem in this bitch.at the least
It's 110 million years old at the least.Can't lean on the glass, KG.It's not for sale. I can't sell it to you.Goddamn it. It's set for auction. I can't.I'm going to the game. I'll grab it from you.reliable enough to pay or deliver
- [woman] One night. He's good for it. - They'll pull it from the auction.- [woman] One night. He's good for it. - They'll pull it from the auction.You don't understand. This stone, I'm really connecting with this, man.Hey. Hey. Hey, listen to me. No dicking around.Howard Pitches KG the Black Opal, explained
What's really going on
The scene is a masterclass in selling, and what Howard sells is a story. He begins with the Ethiopian Jews and the geology of the mines, building a myth around a rock until it stops being merchandise and becomes a talisman: 'They say you can see the whole universe in opals.' KG, a professional athlete who lives on ritual and belief, is exactly the right audience, and he converts the stone into a promise of victory — he will wear it and destroy Philadelphia. Howard's refusal is part of the pitch too: he says it is set for auction, which only makes KG want it more, until the deal is struck and the ring becomes collateral. The cut on KG's hand turns the moment almost supernatural, and KG reads it as a sign. By the end the stone is out of Howard's hands, which is where his troubles begin.
Theme
What you'll learn
- Use get ahold of for contacting or obtaining something
- Understand worth shit as a vulgar way to say worthless
- Hear good for it as a promise of repayment
- Use collateral when discussing a pledged guarantee
Listen for
- Check this — elision
- hands on — liaison
- Hang on — liaison
They say you can see the whole universe in opals.Howard's myth-making line, turning a gem into something cosmic and priceless in the buyer's mind.
That's a million-dollar opal you're holding, straight from the Ethiopian Jewish tribe.The valuation delivered like a revelation, naming both the price and the exotic origin to make the stone feel unique.
Why the fuck would you show me something if I couldn't have it?KG's blunt objection: once he has seen the stone, refusing to sell it feels like a tease, and he will not accept no.
It's 110 million years old at the least.The age that makes the opal feel like a piece of prehistory, a claim that turns a purchase into contact with deep time.
Questions about this scene
Why does Howard show KG the opal?
Because he wants to impress him and build a connection. KG is a celebrity client, and the rare stone is a way to hold his attention and his business.
Why won't Howard sell the opal?
Because it is already set for auction. He says he cannot sell it directly, which makes KG want it even more, and leads to the loan instead.
What does KG give Howard as collateral?
His Celtics championship ring. KG leaves it with Howard in exchange for taking the opal for one night, and Howard promises to bring the stone back at nine in the morning.
What does 'good for it' mean?
It means someone is reliable and will pay or return what they owe. The line is used to vouch that KG can be trusted to bring the stone back.
What does KG plan to do with the opal?
He plans to wear it to the game. He says the stone makes him feel like he can fly and that he will destroy Philadelphia, treating it as a lucky charm.
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Chapter 5a memorabilia pieceHoward Pawns the Championship Ring
Chapter 6play mind games with meHoward Tells Julia to Move Out
Chapter 7give someone another shotHoward Begs Julia for Another Chance
Chapter 8bent over backwardsHoward Blows Up at the Auction House
Chapter 9jack upHoward Riggs the Opal Auction
Chapter 10copaceticHoward Owes Gooey After the Auction
Chapter 11you're my homeJulia Comforts Howard After the Auction
Chapter 12give someone the runaroundHoward Bets Everything on KG
Chapter 13get yourself togetherArno Traps Howard in the Store
Chapter 14right out the gateHoward's Live Parlay on Kevin Garnett