Uncut Gems · 2019 — Chapter 4 of 14 · 4'31" · C1

Howard Pitches KG the Black Opal, Explained: get your hands on something

Howard pulls Kevin Garnett aside to show him a rare black opal, telling the story of the Ethiopian Jews he bought it from. KG is spellbound and refuses to give it back, so Howard lends it for one night in exchange for his Celtics ring as collateral.

What happens

Howard shows Kevin Garnett a black opal and spins the story behind it: African Jews, worthless red opals, and a stone that is said to hold the whole universe. KG is hooked and demands to keep it. Howard says it is set for auction, then agrees to lend it for one night and takes KG's Celtics ring as collateral.

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get your hands on somethingget ahold ofaren't worth shitgood for it

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Phrase of the scene

get your hands on something

to obtain something

霍华德吹嘘这种黑欧泊太难搞,普通人根本 get your hands on,用来抬高自己手头这块的稀缺性。

Good luck getting your hands on those seats before Friday.

Also in this scene

  • get ahold of

    to reach or contact someone

  • aren't worth shit

    worthless

  • good for it

    reliable enough to pay or deliver

Everything marked in this scene

32 notes across 101 lines

Phrase · A2gotta come hereKG, you gotta come here. All right? I gotta show you something.
Phrase · B2try to learn somethingI'm watching one of those fucking History Channel shows, trying to learn shit, and I stumble...
Slang · C1Nigga- [Howard] No. All right? No. - Nigga want everybody to be a Jew.
Phrase · B1check this outCheck this out. All right?
SoundCheck this

elision

Check this out. All right?
Phrase · B2be stranded in a placeThey're stranded in the middle of Ethiopia.
Phrase · B1do one's research- Black opals? - I do my research.
Phrase · C1not worth shit

worthless

These guys live near the Welo mines, which primarily is red opals, which aren't worth shit, okay?
Phrase · B2get one's hands on something

to obtain something

But these, you can't get your hands on these things.
Grammar · B2get your hands on these things

can't for impossibility

But these, you can't get your hands on these things.
Soundhands on

liaison

But these, you can't get your hands on these things.
Phrase · B2get ahold of someone

to reach or contact someone

So I say to myself, "How do I get ahold of these guys?"
Phrase · B2track someone downAnd I managed to track these guys down and I buy one from him.
Slang · B2Holy shitHoly shit.
Phrase · C1wink in the lightLook how this is winking in the light.
Phrase · B1take someone a periodTook me fucking 17 months to get this thing, okay?
Phrase · B1hang on for a secondJust look at this. Hang on for a second.
SoundHang on

liaison

Just look at this. Hang on for a second.
Phrase · B2be into somethingYou really into that motherfucker.
Slang · B2the shitIsn't that the shit?
Phrase · B2see the whole universeThey say you can see the whole universe in opals.
Grammar · B2you can see the whole universe in opals

reported claim

They say you can see the whole universe in opals.
Phrase · C1a dinosaur gemGot a motherfucking dinosaur gem in this bitch.
Grammar · B2at the least

at the least

It's 110 million years old at the least.
Phrase · B1lean on somethingCan't lean on the glass, KG.
Phrase · B1not for saleIt's not for sale. I can't sell it to you.
Phrase · B2be set for auctionGoddamn it. It's set for auction. I can't.
Phrase · B1grab something from someoneI'm going to the game. I'll grab it from you.
Phrase · B2be good for it

reliable enough to pay or deliver

- [woman] One night. He's good for it. - They'll pull it from the auction.
Phrase · B2pull something from a place- [woman] One night. He's good for it. - They'll pull it from the auction.
Phrase · B2connect with somethingYou don't understand. This stone, I'm really connecting with this, man.
Phrase · C1no dicking aroundHey. Hey. Hey, listen to me. No dicking around.

Howard Pitches KG the Black Opal, explained

What's really going on

The scene is a masterclass in selling, and what Howard sells is a story. He begins with the Ethiopian Jews and the geology of the mines, building a myth around a rock until it stops being merchandise and becomes a talisman: 'They say you can see the whole universe in opals.' KG, a professional athlete who lives on ritual and belief, is exactly the right audience, and he converts the stone into a promise of victory — he will wear it and destroy Philadelphia. Howard's refusal is part of the pitch too: he says it is set for auction, which only makes KG want it more, until the deal is struck and the ring becomes collateral. The cut on KG's hand turns the moment almost supernatural, and KG reads it as a sign. By the end the stone is out of Howard's hands, which is where his troubles begin.

Theme

MoneyHoward turns a rare stone into a story that raises its value, using myth and scarcity to close a deal with a star.
AmbitionKG believes the opal can make him win, and Howard's eagerness to please costs him the stone he cannot afford to lose.

What you'll learn

  • Use get ahold of for contacting or obtaining something
  • Understand worth shit as a vulgar way to say worthless
  • Hear good for it as a promise of repayment
  • Use collateral when discussing a pledged guarantee

Listen for

  • Check this — elision
  • hands on — liaison
  • Hang on — liaison
They say you can see the whole universe in opals.

Howard's myth-making line, turning a gem into something cosmic and priceless in the buyer's mind.

That's a million-dollar opal you're holding, straight from the Ethiopian Jewish tribe.

The valuation delivered like a revelation, naming both the price and the exotic origin to make the stone feel unique.

Why the fuck would you show me something if I couldn't have it?

KG's blunt objection: once he has seen the stone, refusing to sell it feels like a tease, and he will not accept no.

It's 110 million years old at the least.

The age that makes the opal feel like a piece of prehistory, a claim that turns a purchase into contact with deep time.

Questions about this scene

Why does Howard show KG the opal?

Because he wants to impress him and build a connection. KG is a celebrity client, and the rare stone is a way to hold his attention and his business.

Why won't Howard sell the opal?

Because it is already set for auction. He says he cannot sell it directly, which makes KG want it even more, and leads to the loan instead.

What does KG give Howard as collateral?

His Celtics championship ring. KG leaves it with Howard in exchange for taking the opal for one night, and Howard promises to bring the stone back at nine in the morning.

What does 'good for it' mean?

It means someone is reliable and will pay or return what they owe. The line is used to vouch that KG can be trusted to bring the stone back.

What does KG plan to do with the opal?

He plans to wear it to the game. He says the stone makes him feel like he can fly and that he will destroy Philadelphia, treating it as a lucky charm.

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