Okay. Well, you gotta shut that door.Uncut Gems · 2019 — Chapter 3 of 14 · 3'09" · C1
Kevin Garnett Shops for Jewelry, Explained: a moot point
Kevin Garnett visits Howard's showroom with Demany to look at jewelry. He likes some earrings, gets them cleaned for free, then turns to the watches. "I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that," he teases, and Howard shows him an old President model before the talk moves on to diamonds.
What happens
Demany brings Kevin Garnett to Howard's showroom, where the star looks at earrings and watches. He teases Howard about the size of the stones, gets a pair of earrings cleaned for free, and asks to see the President watch that Howard once bought cheaply. Howard admits it is an older model but a great piece, then steers the conversation to the diamonds.
Listen for
a moot pointbox and papersscare the shit out of someonekeep it that way
Phrase of the scene
a moot point
a point that no longer matters
德马尼揪着手表有没有盒子和证书不放,霍华德回了一句 it's a moot point,想把争论直接掐断。
Whether we could have won is a moot point now that the deal is signed.
Also in this scene
- box and papers
the original box and documentation for a watch
- scare the shit out of someone
to terrify someone
- keep it that way
leave things exactly as they are
Everything marked in this scene
33 notes across 66 lines
Howard. Howard. What the fuck is going on, man?They tried to fuck Yussi up. Look at his fucking shirt.Listen. Hey. Thanks for the security, by the way.Send those bitches back to Paramus or Bay Ridge, yeah.Will you take that and charge it up for me?liaison
Will you take that and charge it up for me?Did Amar'e have fucking time on the clock?- There was no time on the clock. - Come on. You were waving him off.- He could clean them real quick. - Let me throw them in the ultrasonic.- [Kevin] What's this gonna cost me? - For free.weak form
- [Kevin] What's this gonna cost me? - For free.I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that just 'cause you're a big guy.would for assumption
I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that just 'cause you're a big guy.Who would win in a fight, Ben Wallace or Tony Allen?What is that, a gremlin? See the iced-out gremlin over here?Bring in a little fucking animal or some kind of fucking toy or some shit, and he'll just bling the bitch out.- He's the first nigga to start all that. - Are you serious?- I started that shit. - [Demany] Show him the fucking eye.to terrify someone
It scares the shit out of people.Fucking older model, but it's dope.The shit was slamming. Slamming.- What's the length on that? - All right.leave things exactly as they are
No, he doesn't. And let's keep it that way. All right?let's suggestion
No, he doesn't. And let's keep it that way. All right?It's game night. You should be stretching out.as-soon-as clause
- As soon as the other stuff is done. - No, now.KG, I wouldn't lean on that.Kevin was just telling me he's looking for some watches.Let's go to the wall of watches right here.the original box and documentation for a watch
- Of course he got papers. - I don't have the box and papers.a point that no longer matters
It's a moot point, Demany, because I don't have these. All right?stress
It's a moot point, Demany, because I don't have these. All right?Kevin Garnett Shops for Jewelry, explained
What's really going on
The scene shows Howard in his element, working a room and a customer at once. He has brought a basketball star into the store, and everything he does is calculated to keep him there: the free cleaning, the flattery, the story about the watch. KG gives as good as he gets — "I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that just 'cause you're a big guy" — and the talk about watches is really a negotiation by other means. When the question of papers comes up, Howard cannot answer it, and he does what he always does: he calls the problem a moot point and moves the conversation to the next thing. The scene is a portrait of a salesman who survives on charm and momentum, and it explains why his life is a series of deals that almost work.
Theme
What you'll learn
- Use for free to say a service costs nothing
- Understand iced-out and bling out in jewelry talk
- Use moot point to close an unproductive argument
- Follow the shift from basketball banter to watch shopping
Listen for
- charge it — liaison
- For free — weak form
- moot point — stress
It's a moot point, Demany, because I don't have these. All right?Howard's move when the argument gets too specific: he declares the question pointless, because the pieces are not even in the store.
Fucking older model, but it's dope.His honest-appraisal act: calling the watch old makes the praise that follows sound like expertise rather than salesmanship.
I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that just 'cause you're a big guy.A tease that doubles as a pressure move: comparing the star's size to the stones flatters him while pushing for something bigger.
It scares the shit out of people.A selling point built on fear, which is Howard's real talent: he makes the product memorable by making it unsettling.
Questions about this scene
Why does Demany bring Kevin Garnett to the showroom?
Because the star is a valued customer and Howard wants to sell to him. Demany is Howard's connection to athletes and celebrities, and the visit is business.
What does "a moot point" mean?
It means an issue that no longer matters or cannot be settled. Howard uses it to end an argument about the watch's missing box and papers.
Why does Howard clean the earrings for free?
To keep the customer in the store. The free service is a small gesture that buys time and goodwill, which is how Howard builds a relationship.
What is the President watch?
A luxury watch model that Howard once bought for an unusually low price. Kevin asks to see it, and Howard admits it is an old model without its box and papers.
Why does Howard change the subject to diamonds?
Because the discussion about papers is going badly. Rather than lose the sale, he moves attention to another product where he can start fresh.
Uncut Gems · 14 chapters
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Up next · Chapter 4get your hands on somethingHoward Pitches KG the Black Opal
Chapter 1in your best interestCollectors Come to Howard's Showroom
Chapter 2so extraHoward and Dinah Fight Then Make Up
Watching · Chapter 3a moot pointKevin Garnett Shops for Jewelry
Chapter 4get your hands on somethingHoward Pitches KG the Black Opal
Chapter 5a memorabilia pieceHoward Pawns the Championship Ring
Chapter 6play mind games with meHoward Tells Julia to Move Out
Chapter 7give someone another shotHoward Begs Julia for Another Chance
Chapter 8bent over backwardsHoward Blows Up at the Auction House
Chapter 9jack upHoward Riggs the Opal Auction
Chapter 10copaceticHoward Owes Gooey After the Auction
Chapter 11you're my homeJulia Comforts Howard After the Auction
Chapter 12give someone the runaroundHoward Bets Everything on KG
Chapter 13get yourself togetherArno Traps Howard in the Store
Chapter 14right out the gateHoward's Live Parlay on Kevin Garnett