Uncut Gems · 2019 — Chapter 3 of 14 · 3'09" · C1

Kevin Garnett Shops for Jewelry, Explained: a moot point

Kevin Garnett visits Howard's showroom with Demany to look at jewelry. He likes some earrings, gets them cleaned for free, then turns to the watches. "I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that," he teases, and Howard shows him an old President model before the talk moves on to diamonds.

What happens

Demany brings Kevin Garnett to Howard's showroom, where the star looks at earrings and watches. He teases Howard about the size of the stones, gets a pair of earrings cleaned for free, and asks to see the President watch that Howard once bought cheaply. Howard admits it is an older model but a great piece, then steers the conversation to the diamonds.

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Phrase of the scene

a moot point

a point that no longer matters

德马尼揪着手表有没有盒子和证书不放,霍华德回了一句 it's a moot point,想把争论直接掐断。

Whether we could have won is a moot point now that the deal is signed.

Also in this scene

  • box and papers

    the original box and documentation for a watch

  • scare the shit out of someone

    to terrify someone

  • keep it that way

    leave things exactly as they are

Everything marked in this scene

33 notes across 66 lines

Phrase · A2shut the doorOkay. Well, you gotta shut that door.
Phrase · B2what is going onHoward. Howard. What the fuck is going on, man?
Phrase · C1fuck someone upThey tried to fuck Yussi up. Look at his fucking shirt.
Phrase · B1thanks for somethingListen. Hey. Thanks for the security, by the way.
Slang · C1bitchesSend those bitches back to Paramus or Bay Ridge, yeah.
Phrase · B1charge something upWill you take that and charge it up for me?
Soundcharge it

liaison

Will you take that and charge it up for me?
Phrase · B2time on the clockDid Amar'e have fucking time on the clock?
Phrase · B2wave someone off- There was no time on the clock. - Come on. You were waving him off.
Phrase · B1real quick- He could clean them real quick. - Let me throw them in the ultrasonic.
Phrase · A2for free- [Kevin] What's this gonna cost me? - For free.
SoundFor free

weak form

- [Kevin] What's this gonna cost me? - For free.
Phrase · B2bigger X than thatI would think you'd have bigger rocks than that just 'cause you're a big guy.
Grammar · B2you'd have bigger rocks than that

would for assumption

I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that just 'cause you're a big guy.
Phrase · B2win in a fightWho would win in a fight, Ben Wallace or Tony Allen?
Slang · B2iced-outWhat is that, a gremlin? See the iced-out gremlin over here?
Phrase · C1bling something outBring in a little fucking animal or some kind of fucking toy or some shit, and he'll just bling the bitch out.
Slang · C1nigga- He's the first nigga to start all that. - Are you serious?
Phrase · B2start something- I started that shit. - [Demany] Show him the fucking eye.
Phrase · C1scare the shit out of someone

to terrify someone

It scares the shit out of people.
Slang · B2dopeFucking older model, but it's dope.
Slang · B2slammingThe shit was slamming. Slamming.
Phrase · B1the length on something- What's the length on that? - All right.
Phrase · B2keep it that way

leave things exactly as they are

No, he doesn't. And let's keep it that way. All right?
Grammar · B1let's keep it that way

let's suggestion

No, he doesn't. And let's keep it that way. All right?
Phrase · B1stretch outIt's game night. You should be stretching out.
Grammar · B1As soon as the other stuff is done

as-soon-as clause

- As soon as the other stuff is done. - No, now.
Phrase · B1lean on somethingKG, I wouldn't lean on that.
Phrase · A2look for somethingKevin was just telling me he's looking for some watches.
Phrase · B1the wall of watchesLet's go to the wall of watches right here.
Phrase · B2box and papers

the original box and documentation for a watch

- Of course he got papers. - I don't have the box and papers.
Phrase · C1a moot point

a point that no longer matters

It's a moot point, Demany, because I don't have these. All right?
Soundmoot point

stress

It's a moot point, Demany, because I don't have these. All right?

Kevin Garnett Shops for Jewelry, explained

What's really going on

The scene shows Howard in his element, working a room and a customer at once. He has brought a basketball star into the store, and everything he does is calculated to keep him there: the free cleaning, the flattery, the story about the watch. KG gives as good as he gets — "I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that just 'cause you're a big guy" — and the talk about watches is really a negotiation by other means. When the question of papers comes up, Howard cannot answer it, and he does what he always does: he calls the problem a moot point and moves the conversation to the next thing. The scene is a portrait of a salesman who survives on charm and momentum, and it explains why his life is a series of deals that almost work.

Theme

MoneyThe scene is a negotiation over luxury goods, where status, price and trust are all being traded at the same time.
AmbitionHoward works the star hard, chasing the deal that could fix his finances, and the charm is inseparable from the desperation.

What you'll learn

  • Use for free to say a service costs nothing
  • Understand iced-out and bling out in jewelry talk
  • Use moot point to close an unproductive argument
  • Follow the shift from basketball banter to watch shopping

Listen for

  • charge it — liaison
  • For free — weak form
  • moot point — stress
It's a moot point, Demany, because I don't have these. All right?

Howard's move when the argument gets too specific: he declares the question pointless, because the pieces are not even in the store.

Fucking older model, but it's dope.

His honest-appraisal act: calling the watch old makes the praise that follows sound like expertise rather than salesmanship.

I would think you'd have bigger rocks than that just 'cause you're a big guy.

A tease that doubles as a pressure move: comparing the star's size to the stones flatters him while pushing for something bigger.

It scares the shit out of people.

A selling point built on fear, which is Howard's real talent: he makes the product memorable by making it unsettling.

Questions about this scene

Why does Demany bring Kevin Garnett to the showroom?

Because the star is a valued customer and Howard wants to sell to him. Demany is Howard's connection to athletes and celebrities, and the visit is business.

What does "a moot point" mean?

It means an issue that no longer matters or cannot be settled. Howard uses it to end an argument about the watch's missing box and papers.

Why does Howard clean the earrings for free?

To keep the customer in the store. The free service is a small gesture that buys time and goodwill, which is how Howard builds a relationship.

What is the President watch?

A luxury watch model that Howard once bought for an unusually low price. Kevin asks to see it, and Howard admits it is an old model without its box and papers.

Why does Howard change the subject to diamonds?

Because the discussion about papers is going badly. Rather than lose the sale, he moves attention to another product where he can start fresh.

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