The only way that Helen is lucky, and I do mean the only way...

Anyway, I know something about retirement.

My name is Warren R. Schmidt and I am your new foster father.

Lately, every night, I find myself asking the same question: "Who is this old woman who lives in my house?

I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly, that...

We are told to remember the idea and not the man.

Laius, proud father, speak.