なんちゃって家族

Look at you. No wife, no kids.

Cool. So I guess it's just us, then. A little father and son bonding trip to Mexico.

Lord, we thank thee for the blessing of this family vacation.

Enough! Let's get something straight right now!

The plan is, um...

But, yeah, I was spying on her.

I mean, if you ever wanna kiss a girl or ask her to go out, or I mean...

Okay, let me make one thing clear.

Look, I'm just a small-time fucking drug dealer.

Well, tell you what. I'm not driving another fucking mile.

Well, he's not. He left.

I have returned.