“We have stuck it out for a whole week now. Pretty girl, eh?”
Why it's great
A week of suffering in one breath, then a sideways compliment that softens the complaint.
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Informal
Use it yourself
We have stuck it out in this line for two hours.
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Hawkeye and Duke Want the Chaplain Out, Explained
M*A*S*H · 1970
Chapter 3 of 22 · 3'15"
A week of shared quarters boils over: two surgeons march into the colonel's office to get the chaplain moved out of their tent, then pivot to demanding a chest surgeon. "That sky pilot," one of them says. "You have got to get him out of our tent." The comedy is in how openly they haggle with a commanding officer.
Key moments
Start here, then watch the full scene- 0:10–0:41
Get the Sky Pilot Out
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The Man on the Table Is Still Alive
43s
Hawkeye and Duke Want the Chaplain Out, explained
What happens
Hawkeye and Duke barge into Colonel Blake's office to complain that the chaplain has taken over their tent, and to press him for a chest surgeon while casualties keep arriving. Blake pushes back, insisting he knows their tricks and won't be pushed around, before half agreeing to try.
What's really going on
The scene runs on the comedy of men treating military hierarchy like a negotiation. Hawkeye and Duke are not asking a favour; they are filing complaints and making demands at the same time. "That sky pilot," one of them snaps. "You have got to get him out of our tent." Blake answers by refusing to be managed — "I know what you guys are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around" — yet their flattery, and the line "not for the world would I push you around," keeps the tone mock-polite. The pressure is real underneath: the O.R. is behind and the pre-op ward is full, so the request for a chest surgeon is not a joke. Their concern is practical rather than sentimental, and the jokes keep the room moving while wounded men keep coming.
Key lines & what they mean
- “We have stuck it out for a whole week now. Pretty girl, eh?”
- The complaint is bundled with an aside: they have endured a week of cramped quarters, and attention quickly drifts to a nurse.
- “I've been in the army a long time. I know what you guys are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around.”
- The colonel says he has seen this routine before and refuses to be manipulated, even as he keeps listening.
- “Oh, now, Henry. Henry, not for the world would I push you around.”
- A mock-polite denial: the speaker insists he would never boss the colonel, wrapped in exaggerated courtesy.
- “Forget it. No MASH unit has a chest surgeon. We're not about to get one.”
- The colonel shuts the request down as impossible, insisting this kind of unit never gets such a specialist.
- “I'm sorry, Dago, but this man is still alive, and that other man is dead, and that's a fact.”
- In the O.R., a surgeon states the hard truth plainly: saving the living matters more than mourning the one already lost.
- “Those are the vows you make when you're with somebody.”
- The speaker points out that faithfulness is a promise you make to a partner, not one you owe while alone and far from home.
Theme
- Duty — The surgeons keep pressing for what their patients need, even while joking with their commander.
- Power — A commanding officer won't be pushed around, but he still bends to the needs of the unit.
What this chapter teaches
Teaching points
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Language points
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A great line in its own right — why and how to use it“I've been in the army a long time. I know what you guys are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around.”
Why it's great
Experience, a called-out trick, and a boundary, all in one steady line.
Register
Informal
Use it yourself
I know what you're trying to pull, but you're not going to blame me for it.
“Oh, now, Henry. Henry, not for the world would I push you around.”
Why it's great
An oath that answers the accusation with a wink instead of a denial.
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Informal
Use it yourself
Not for the world would I take your parking spot.
“Forget it. No MASH unit has a chest surgeon. We're not about to get one.”
Why it's great
Three short sentences shut the request down step by step, each colder than the last.
Register
Informal
Use it yourself
Forget it. No team has that budget, and we're not about to get one.
“I'm sorry, Dago, but this man is still alive, and that other man is dead, and that's a fact.”
Why it's great
A surgeon states life and death side by side and calls it fact, with no comfort offered.
Register
Neutral
Use it yourself
One project is still running and the other is dead, and that's a fact.
“Those are the vows you make when you're with somebody.”
Why it's great
It quietly ties vows to being together, a gentle jab at the one who just swore them.
Register
Neutral
Use it yourself
Those are the promises you make when things are easy.
Up next · 04make concessionsThe scene: The New Chest Cutter ArrivesTakeaways
What you walk away with- A boundary stated plainly ends a scheme before it starts.
- The funniest denial here is the one nobody believes.
- Soldiers name the things they fear with slang.
- Death is stated flatly at the operating table, without comfort.
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Questions, then the linesWhy do Hawkeye and Duke want the chaplain out of their tent?
Their tent is their only private space, and the chaplain has moved in and taken it over. They march straight to the colonel to have him reassigned, treating it as an urgent personnel problem rather than a religious one.
Why does Blake refuse a chest surgeon at first?
He says no MASH unit is assigned a chest surgeon, so it is pointless to ask. He is protecting himself from a request he cannot grant, though he eventually agrees to try.
Why are the surgeons working through a full operating room?
Helicopters and ambulances are bringing in casualties faster than the unit can handle, so the O.R. falls behind and the pre-op ward fills up. The new chest surgeon request comes from that same pressure.
What does the scene say about Hawkeye and Duke's attitude to the army?
They treat regulations as obstacles to talk their way around. They joke, flatter and pressure the colonel in the same breath, but their goal is always practical: a bed, a specialist, a patient kept alive.