Long videos · Monologue shadowing · 1970
M*A*S*H: movie monologues to shadow
10 monologues from M*A*S*H. Original audio, one line at a time, with a pause to say it back.
- 1Full speech: hear it once
- 2Shadow: repeat each line
- 3Blind: listen, then reveal
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- B25 lines
You put me right off my fresh fried lobster, do you realize that?
Hawkeye sends her offM*A*S*H · 1970He wraps a dismissal in scotch and lobster, insulting her without raising his voice. - B25 lines
It's a mortal sin. Look, Dago, he is not committing suicide.
Hawkeye's moral loopholeM*A*S*H · 1970He splits intending from doing and hands the chaplain a clean conscience, all in one breath. - B26 lines
This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum!
Hot Lips lets it all outM*A*S*H · 1970She moves from insult to itemized grievance, building the anger line by line until it peaks. - C14 lines
So you go find the gas passer, and you have him premedicate this patient.
Hawkeye's to-do listM*A*S*H · 1970He issues four orders in a row like ordering dinner, treating a strange hospital as his own. - B29 lines
Now, we are going to stay here for one more day...
the deal termsM*A*S*H · 1970It lays out threat, reward and escape route in one steady, almost contract-like run. - B25 lines
Colonel Blake has secured for us The Halls of Montezuma.
the war-movie trailerM*A*S*H · 1970The pitch is so over-the-top that it becomes a parody of war propaganda. - B247 lines
Attention. Attention.
Friday's movie trailerM*A*S*H · 1970Piled-on metaphors turn a recruitment-style pitch into quiet anti-war mockery. - B25 lines
Listen, I got an idea how we can make some money.
the betting planM*A*S*H · 1970It lays out a cheat in two calm halves, as if reading a strategy memo. - B26 lines
All right, men, we're not here to sell lemonade. We're here to practice.
the kickoff speechM*A*S*H · 1970The textbook speech clashes with the chaos it is supposed to organize. - B24 lines
You gotta come in now. We can't wait till the second half.
the sideline planM*A*S*H · 1970It rushes one man in and slows everyone else down, a plan built on pure calculation.