Clerks II · 2006 — 第 12 / 16 章 · 3'25" · B2

A Man Confesses He's the Father, Explained:You and what army?

A pregnancy confession turns a going-away plan into a secret with a countdown. The response is not comfort but teasing, a hard question, and a dare: “You and what army?” What sounds like banter is really about who gets told, who gets protected, and who has to grow up.

あらすじ

At Mooby's, one man admits he is having second thoughts about Florida, then says Becky is pregnant and he is the father. The reply is mockery rather than comfort, then a demand for secrecy and a threat, and finally a push to follow her and talk things out.

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注目の表現

second thoughtsMay your first child be a masculine childsweating mebusting your balls

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このシーンの表現

You and what army?

a mocking challenge to a threat

The threat is met with a flat, mocking question that treats the promised violence as bluster.

You're going to fire me? You and what army?

このシーンの他の表現

  • second thoughts

    beginning to have doubts

  • May your first child be a masculine child

    an old-fashioned blessing for a son

  • sweating me

    to pressure or interrogate someone

  • busting your balls

    to nag or give someone a hard time

  • keep your mouth shut

    to stay silent about something

このシーンのメモ一覧

83 行のセリフに 31 件のメモ

表現 · B1have second thoughts about something

beginning to have doubts

Someone who had already decided to leave now admits doubt, while the other man deflects with a joke.

I'm having second thoughts.
表現 · B1all of a sudden

suddenly

Why now, all of a sudden?
表現 · B1miss a baby shower

a party for an expectant mother

So, what, are you afraid you're gonna miss the baby shower?
発音you're gonna

You're gonna often collapses into a single rushed unit.

So, what, are you afraid you're gonna miss the baby shower?
スラング · B1sucks

is awful — Casual complaint; avoid it in formal settings.

This sucks, man.
表現 · B2father a child

to become a child's father

Oh, fuck him! How the fuck did you father a child with a chick that's not your fiancé?!
スラング · B2chick

woman, girl — A flippant word for a woman; not respectful in formal settings.

Oh, fuck him! How the fuck did you father a child with a chick that's not your fiancé?!
表現 · A2get pregnant

became pregnant

She got pregnant off the toilet seat you jerked off onto!
表現 · B2break it off with someone

to end a relationship

Oh, my God, so she wants you to break it off - with Emma and marry her? - No.
スラング · C1busting your balls

nagging or pressuring you — Crude and casual; avoid it in polite company.

If Becks isn't busting your balls about it, what's the big deal?
表現 · B1live happily ever after

to live happily from then on

You could still go down to Florida and live happily ever after.
表現 · B2have a love child

a child born outside marriage

Knowing I have a love child up in Jersey?!
文法 · C1Knowing I have a love child

participle phrase: The opening participle sets up the speaker's objection before the question lands.

Knowing I have a love child up in Jersey?!
表現 · B1fight over someone

competing for someone

You're the most hideous fucking CHUD I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.
文法 · B2I've ever met

relative clause: The clause limits the insult to everyone the speaker has met so far.

You're the most hideous fucking CHUD I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.
スラング · C1CHUD

an ugly or disgusting person — An insult between friends; do not use it on strangers.

You're the most hideous fucking CHUD I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.
発音never tell anybody

Put the weight on never and anybody; let tell pass quickly.

Listen, you can never tell anybody about this.
発音what'd you

In fast speech, what'd you blurs into one chunk; don't wait for a clean d.

Then what'd you tell me for?
表現 · B2fuck someone over

betrayed or screwed someone

Look, you've fucked me over in the past, but this is huge.
表現 · B1keep your mouth shut

to stay silent about something

The request for secrecy hardens into a warning, with an old grievance folded into the same breath.

Promise me that you'll keep your mouth shut, because if you fuck me over this time,
スラング · B2snitch

informant, tattletale — An angry label for someone who tells on others.

You fucking snitch.
表現 · B1just to be sure

only to confirm

Maybe she went to get a home pregnancy test just to be sure.
表現 · B1get any worse

become worse

How the fuck could this day get any worse?
スラング · B2darn right

absolutely right — A milder stand-in for damn right.

You're darn right, I do.
表現 · B1work something out

to resolve a problem

You two have got to work this out.
表現 · B2run the risk of doing something

to risk something happening

He gives practical advice: keep the talk to an hour, because extra time invites another wrong remark.

L-I've found that any more time than that, you run the risk of saying the wrong thing again.
表現 · B1say the wrong thing

to say something inappropriate

L-I've found that any more time than that, you run the risk of saying the wrong thing again.
文法 · C1I've found that any more time than that, you run the risk

object clause: The that-clause packages a condition and its consequence into one piece of advice.

L-I've found that any more time than that, you run the risk of saying the wrong thing again.
表現 · B1be about to do something

on the point of doing something

Fucking A, man, you're about to become a father!
スラング · C1Fucking A

damn right, absolutely — Vulgar emphasis between friends; keep it out of formal talk.

Fucking A, man, you're about to become a father!
表現 · B2start acting responsibly

to behave responsibly

Time to start acting responsibly!

「A Man Confesses He's the Father」を読み解く

What's really going on

The scene keeps turning confession into comedy because neither man can sit still with the news. One line lands as a gross joke—“She got pregnant off the toilet seat you jerked off onto!”—but the laugh covers panic: a future that was supposed to be simple now includes a child, a fiancée, and a secret. The demand “Promise me that you'll keep your mouth shut” is about control as much as privacy, and the retort “You and what army?” shows how little weight the threat carries. Even the practical advice at the end—talk for an hour, then come back—tries to put a timer on a mess with no clean exit.

Theme

ParenthoodA pregnancy forces a man who planned to leave to face responsibility before he has decided what he wants.
SecretsA private confession becomes a demand for silence, turning friendship into a test of trust.

発音のポイント

  • you're gonna — You're gonna often collapses into a single rushed unit.
  • never tell anybody — Put the weight on never and anybody; let tell pass quickly.
  • what'd you — In fast speech, what'd you blurs into one chunk; don't wait for a clean d.
Listen, you can never tell anybody about this.

A demand for total secrecy: the pregnancy is not to leave the room.

Then what'd you tell me for?

A pointed objection: if it must stay secret, why was I the one told?

She was sweating me. It just came out.

An excuse: the speaker was pressured with questions and blurted the secret out.

How the fuck could this day get any worse?

A rhetorical complaint: the day has already piled up bad news, and more seems inevitable.

You two have got to work this out.

A push for the two people involved to talk directly instead of letting the mess sit.

このシーンについての質問

Why does the Florida plan suddenly become shaky?

The reason given is a pregnancy: “Becky's pregnant,” followed by “I'm the father.” A move to Florida now means leaving a child behind in Jersey, which is why the plan no longer feels clean.

Why does the confession come with a demand for secrecy?

One line says, “Listen, you can never tell anybody about this.” Another says the person involved “doesn't want anybody to know.” The point is that the news is meant to stay between the people in the room.

Is “I will beat the shit out of you” a real threat here?

It is answered with 'You and what army?', so the threat is treated as bluster. The reply mocks the threat instead of backing down.

What does “She was sweating me” mean?

It means she was pressing him with questions. The second sentence, 'It just came out,' suggests pressure made him blurt it out.

Why is there a one-hour limit on the talk?

The instruction is 'talk to her for an hour, then come back here,' with the warning that more time means you 'run the risk of saying the wrong thing again.' The limit is meant to keep the conversation from making things worse.

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