knocked-up-2007

Oh, God. They go ape shit over bubbles.

You know, honestly, like, when I found out about...

Well, you won't laugh now, I wouldn't imagine, but, you know, the situation.

Why do guys always go to that place?

If you feel that way, you should just go.

Marriage is like that show, Everybody Loves Raymond, but it's not funny.

I'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line.

I'm only allowed to let in 5% black people. He said that. 5%.

How can Debbie like me? She likes me. I mean, she loves me.

You can't accept pure love? You can't accept Debbie?

Yeah, she's happy today.

Shh.