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That's coast-to-coast national TV...

First, Miss Long, thank you for your help at the office and for passing this on to Jerry.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Rupert Pupkin.

Dearly beloved, when Rupert here was a student at Clifton High School...

Here's a famous one with the youngest clown in the world, Zippo. Clown for a day.

And, Jerry. Jerry, I just wanna say one more thing, Jerry.

Now, if everything works out, you should be out of here by the very latest 12-, 12:30.

But it's typical. Because that's the way they treat even you.

I'm sure you can understand, doing the kind of show I'm doing, it's mind-boggling.

I have so much to tell you. I don't know where to start.

Let's do something crazy tonight. Just get insane. I wanna be crazy!

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. I have some sad news for you.