I'm sure you can understand, doing the kind of show I'm doing, it's mind-boggling.

That's coast-to-coast national TV...

First, Miss Long, thank you for your help at the office and for passing this on to Jerry.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Rupert Pupkin.

Now, from the beginning...

So you go find the gas passer, and you have him premedicate this patient.

I, Francis MacKenzie Bledsoe, being of sound mind and body,