“Are you here to kill us?”
Fear collapses the whole sales reel into one yes-or-no about survival.
Informal
Capítulo 1 de 15 · 6'36"
A delivery robot wakes up alone on a wild island and starts doing its job: greeting strangers, recommending itself as a product, and asking whether anyone needs help. The animals only see a monster and flee. "Are you here to kill us?" one of them asks, and the robot answers in perfect customer-service language.
❝ Monólogo · 6 frases Boot-up self-intro
Hello stacked on Bonjour stacked on a slogan, polite as a commercial nobody asked for.
Roz Offers Help and Gets Rejected
The Animals Think Roz Is a Monster
Roz powers on alone on a wild island and tries to complete its delivery, offering help and advertising itself to every animal it meets. The animals misunderstand it, panic, and run, and after failing to communicate, the robot decides its delivery has failed and prepares to return to the factory.
The scene is a comedy of a machine that cannot read a room. Roz is programmed to sell and to serve, so it greets every creature politely and keeps offering assistance, unaware that each polite line makes it scarier. The animals react with pure instinct — "Are you here to kill us?" — while Roz answers in the flattened language of customer support. What makes the sequence work is the gap between intention and effect: the robot is doing exactly what it was built to do, and that is precisely what makes it a monster on this island. When it finally decides, "Delivery unsuccessful," the joke is that nothing has gone wrong by the product's own logic.
A1–C2 es la escala MCER. Las tarjetas por encima del nivel elegido se atenúan y la reproducción no se pausa en ellas.
“Are you here to kill us?”
Fear collapses the whole sales reel into one yes-or-no about survival.
Informal
“Your dialect is not in my data banks.”
A customer-service machine politely admits it cannot understand you.
Neutral
“If you're unsure about how I can assist, try asking me about myself.”
A robot whose answer to confusion is to pitch itself.
Neutral
“My communication package includes strategies for conflict resolution.”
It lists conflict resolution as a factory feature, which is the joke.
Neutral
Hello. Bonjour. - [fanfare playing] Guten Tag. Hujambo. Hola. Congratulations on your purchase of a Universal Dynamics robot. A Rozzum always completes its task. - Just ask. - [fanfare ends] Just ask.
The Wild Robot: tu progreso
Capítulo 1 de 15 · quedan unos 62 min
Siguiente · 02make it upLa escena: Roz Becomes an Accidental MotherThey have never seen a robot and treat it as a monster. Roz keeps approaching them politely, which only makes the strange machine more frightening.
It is trying to complete its delivery. Since no one ordered it, it improvises by offering help and advertising itself, which is all it knows how to do.
It means to run away to save yourself, and it is usually shouted in panic. The animals use it when they think Roz is a monster about to attack.
It cannot find anyone to receive the product, and it cannot understand the local language at first. By its own rules, an undeliverable robot is simply a failed delivery, so it prepares to go back.