testify or observe
to bear witness...Shrek · 2001 — Chapter 12 of 12 · 2'46" · B2
A wedding is interrupted by an objection, then by an argument over whether the groom wants the bride or the throne. The ceremony's formal words say one thing; the room's laughter says another. 'I object!' lands after the moment for objections has passed.
At a wedding in DuLoc, the ceremony is rushed toward the vows, then broken open by an objection. A newcomer trades barbs with the bride, claims the groom is only after a crown, and the crowd laughs. The ceremony moves toward a kiss and a sudden revelation.
Listen for
skip ahead toI objecthold your peacetry a little tenderness
Phrase of the scene
stay silent and not object
Someone coaches an impatient friend to wait for the preacher's cue before objecting, racing through the wedding script.
If you have doubts, don't hold your peace until the deal is signed.
jump forward to a later part
formal objection
be gentler with someone
sentimental nonsense
oh, for goodness' sake
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testify or observe
to bear witness...jump forward to a later part
During the long wedding ceremony, someone pushes to jump straight to the vows, impatient and half joking.
- Could we just skip ahead to the I do's? - [Chuckling] Go on.do something properly
- You wanna do this right, don't you? - What are you talking about?In fast questions, the words “don't you” blur together; listen for the rising tag.
- You wanna do this right, don't you? - What are you talking about?want to — Casual talk; use want to in formal settings.
- You wanna do this right, don't you? - What are you talking about?have got to — Everyday speech; avoid it in formal writing.
There's a line you gotta wait for.stay silent and not object
Someone coaches an impatient friend to wait for the preacher's cue before objecting, racing through the wedding script.
The preacher's gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace.be willing to deal with Not about a schedule; it means unwilling to deal with it.
- That's when you say, I object! - I don't have time for this!be gentler with someone
Someone half sings the advice that winning the woman takes gentleness, exaggerating like a romance coach.
Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness -stop it Not cutting; it means stop.
The chicks love that romantic crap! - All right! Cut it out.women, said casually — Casual among friends; avoid at work or around women you don't know.
The chicks love that romantic crap! - All right! Cut it out.go look at it
- When does this guy say the line? - We gotta check it out.by the authority given to me
- [Donkey Grunting] - And so, by the power vested in me, - [Shrek] What do you see? - The whole town's in there.participle modifier: The participle phrase tells us who receives the power, not what the power is.
- [Donkey Grunting] - And so, by the power vested in me, - [Shrek] What do you see? - The whole town's in there.declare a couple married
- I now pronounce you husband and wife, - They're at the altar.oh, for goodness' sake
The wedding has gone chaotic, and someone blurts out a frustrated exclamation when the pronouncement is already over.
- Oh, for the love of Pete! - [Grunts]enjoy oneself
Hi, everyone. Having a good time, are ya?tag question: The tag turns a greeting into a crowd check, with ya standing in for you.
Hi, everyone. Having a good time, are ya?arrive without an invitation
Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, -but showing up uninvited to a wedding-- -Fiona!Let the final sound of up slide into uninvited without a gap.
Really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, -but showing up uninvited to a wedding-- -Fiona!too late for that now
It's a little late for that, so if you'll excuse me-- - But you can't marry him. - And why not?purpose clause: It names the purpose behind the marriage: becoming king.
Because-- Because he's just marrying you so he can be king.genuine love
- He's not your true love. - And what do you know about true love?begin to love someone
The ogre has fallen in love with the princess!only a kiss short of Literally distance; here it means almost there.
Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after.perfect storybook ending
The groom presents the wedding as a fairy-tale ending, one kiss short, in a sugary, performative tone.
Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after.In fast speech, the t in but a can tap lightly between vowels.
Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after.The ceremony is staged as a public union, but the lines keep exposing a transaction. The objection is supposed to be the moment for moral clarity—'Speak now or forever hold your peace'—yet it arrives after the officiant has already moved on, so the ritual's own rules make protest look ridiculous. The sharper cut is the claim that the groom is 'just marrying you so he can be king'; the wedding is less about love than about securing power. When the crowd laughs at 'The ogre has fallen in love with the princess!', the joke turns affection into evidence of absurdity. The final lines, 'By night one way, by day another,' shift the scene from public debate to a private disclosure.
The preacher's gonna say, Speak now or forever hold your peace.It is the wedding formula that gives anyone a last chance to object; after it, silence is supposed to mean consent.
Because-- Because he's just marrying you so he can be king.The objection claims the wedding is not about love but about making the groom king.
The ogre has fallen in love with the princess!The line recasts the romance as absurd to the crowd, turning affection into a joke.
Fiona, my love, we're but a kiss away from our happily ever after.It presents the wedding as a fairy tale one kiss away from a happy ending, rushing the ceremony toward its conclusion.
By night one way, by day another.It says there is one form by night and another by day, preparing a revelation about appearance.
The ceremony has already reached the pronouncement: one line says 'He already said it,' and the objection comes only after that.
It says he is 'just marrying you so he can be king,' so the wedding is framed as a route to the throne, not love.
It is the formal opening for anyone who objects; once it passes, the ceremony is supposed to continue without protest.
The line treats the pairing as absurd, and the laughter turns the idea of love between an ogre and a princess into a public joke.
Chapter 1scare the spit out ofDonkey Asks to Stay
Chapter 2worn outShrek Finds His Swamp Occupied
Chapter 3loaded pistolFarquaad Picks Princess Fiona
Chapter 4end of storyOgres Are Like Onions
Chapter 5Prince CharmingShrek Is Not Prince Charming
Chapter 6better off aloneDonkey Pushes Shrek About the Wall
Chapter 7the last thing on my mindPulling the Arrow from Shrek
Chapter 8wake up and smell the pheromonesShrek's Dinner with the Princess
Chapter 9breathe a wordFiona's Ogre Secret Comes Out
Chapter 10hand in marriageFarquaad Proposes to Fiona
Chapter 11stabbing me in the backForgive You for the Backstab
Watching · Chapter 12hold your peaceShrek Crashes the Wedding