About Schmidt

Anyway, I know something about retirement.

My name is Warren R. Schmidt and I am your new foster father.

Lately, every night, I find myself asking the same question: "Who is this old woman who lives in my house?

Dear Ndugu.

I pull the Adventurer over whenever I feel like stretching my legs...

This is a couple we met in Kansas when we were in Kansas.

Well, you put a pretty good face on things...

Can I tell you something? - I'm listening.

The only way that Helen is lucky, and I do mean the only way...

When I had my hysterectomy...

I could tell there was something different in his voice and...

Ah, I didn't, ahem, get much sleep last night...