“The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant.”
Calling the players by their instruments makes two absurd excuses land as comedy.
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Poliakoff has a three-week band job in Florida and no one to fill it. When Joe and Jerry offer themselves, the answer is blunt: the act needs two girls on sax and bass, so "you gotta be girls." Their reaction is less outrage than arithmetic — dye the hair, borrow the clothes, pick names, get paid.
Where Did All the Musicians Go?
The Plan to Become Josephine and Geraldine
In Poliakoff's office in Chicago, Joe and Jerry hear about a three-week job with Sweet Sue's all-girl band in Miami. The catch: the band plays sax and bass and needs two women, not two men. Broke and snowed in, the pair talk it over, borrow clothes and wigs, and reinvent themselves as Josephine and Geraldine to catch the train to Florida.
On the surface it is a comic fix: a band job in Florida needs two women, and Joe and Jerry decide to become them. Underneath, it is about survival — they are broke, it is snowing, and this is the only work in town. So the film plays the gag straight: wigs, padding, new names, a train south. "You're the wrong shape," they are told, which is the engine of everything that follows. Jerry's panic — "No, we couldn't" — is the last honest objection before the disguise becomes a life. Joe sells it like any other hustle: in their world, a job is a job.
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“The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant.”
Calling the players by their instruments makes two absurd excuses land as comedy.
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“Well, we might as well all slash our wrists unless we round up two dames by this evening.”
Mock despair over a deadline turns a hiring problem into a darkly funny ultimatum.
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“He's got an empty stomach and it's gone to his head.”
Blaming an empty stomach gives a drunk friend a dignified excuse in one line.
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“We get a couple of secondhand wigs, a little padding here and there, we call ourselves Josephine and Geraldine!”
A checklist of props lands on two invented names, launching the whole masquerade.
Informal
“You're the wrong shape. Good-bye!”
A blunt dismissal pairs a flat excuse with a door-slam, making rejection funny.
Informal
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Yes. They borrow clothes from the chorus girls, buy secondhand wigs, pad their figures, and introduce themselves as Josephine and Geraldine. The disguise is what gets them on the road to Florida.
Joe talks Nellie into lending him her car by asking what she is doing that night, then announcing he will not be needing it. They drive off toward Urbana for the one-night stand, a hundred miles in the snow.
It is not literally "leave." Poliakoff uses it as a disbelieving brush-off, close to "don't be ridiculous," when Joe and Jerry volunteer themselves for a job meant for women.