You girls seen a brown bag with a white stripe and my initials?

I have this thing about saxophone players.

The next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you, they're spending it on other dames and betting on horses.

As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money.

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Yes. They had the days of the week on them...