“What about the men that are fighting for our country and our land?”
Por qué es buena
The question cuts through a patriotic pitch and asks what the fighting is really for.
Registro
Neutral
Úsala tú
What about the workers who keep the plant running?
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Hawkeye Pitches a Football Team, Explained
M*A*S*H · 1970
Capítulo 17 de 22 · 4'25"
A day at the unit: a wartime newsreel plays over the loudspeaker, the camp grill is declared off limits, and surgery goes on. Then the general calls about a complaint from Hot Lips, and Hawkeye turns the awkward moment into a pitch for a football team. "Who won?" he asks the general about a battle.
Key moments
Start here, then watch the full scene- 0:09–0:46
❝ Monólogo · 5 frases Tell It to the Marines
38s - 2:36–3:05
❝ Monólogo · 47 frases Who Won the Battle?
28s - 3:54–4:23
Planning Stages of a Football Team
30s
Hawkeye Pitches a Football Team, explained
What happens
Life at the unit rolls on: a newsreel blares over the PA, the camp grill is put off limits, and the surgeons work through casualties. When General Hammond phones with news that Hot Lips has filed a complaint, Henry brushes it off and Hawkeye uses the call to sell him on a football team.
What's really going on
The scene is built from noise and interruption — a movie trailer, a closure notice, a phone ringing during surgery — and it shows how the unit absorbs everything as routine. The one moment with real weight is the general's call: Hot Lips has written a complaint, and the officers decide not to take it seriously. 'Oh, that's great news, General. Who won?' is the tone in miniature, answering bad news with a punchline. Hawkeye's defence is more revealing still: he explains that Henry is not to blame 'because Hot Lips Houlihan can't stand her name,' turning a disciplinary matter into a personality clash. Then, rather than fix the problem, he invents a football team to distract the general. The comedy and the dysfunction are the same behaviour: nobody here confronts anything directly.
Key lines & what they mean
- “What about the men that are fighting for our country and our land?”
- A patriotic line from the newsreel parody, turned absurd by the film it is promoting.
- “Technicolor. Tell it to the marines, those lovable lugs with wonderful mugs, who we now love more than ever.”
- The mock trailer piles on clichés and a sarcastic phrase, praising soldiers in a voice nobody trusts.
- “Oh, that's great news, General. Who won?”
- A deadpan reply that treats a war as a sports result, deflating the official tone.
- “She's regular army. She's a fanatic about ritual.”
- Hawkeye's explanation for the complaint: she is a by-the-book officer who cannot bend, so the unit clashes with her.
- “I'm here if you need me, Henry.”
- The chaplain offers quiet support in the middle of a busy operating room, a small human note in the noise.
- “Thank you. Look, Charlie, you can't blame Henry because Hot Lips Houlihan can't stand her name.”
- His defence reframes a formal complaint as a personal grudge about a nickname.
- “She-She won't even let us play football.”
- The complaint is reduced to a petty grievance, making the whole conflict sound like a playground quarrel.
Theme
- Dark humor — The unit answers a complaint and a battle report with jokes, keeping seriousness at arm's length.
- Duty — Surgery continues through noise and phone calls, while the officers dodge paperwork with a football plan.
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Puntos de lengua
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Una gran frase en sí misma: por qué y cómo usarla“Technicolor. Tell it to the marines, those lovable lugs with wonderful mugs, who we now love more than ever.”
Por qué es buena
A rhymed, over-the-top pitch that mocks the very hero worship it performs.
Registro
Informal
Úsala tú
Tell it to the marines; I've heard that one before.
“Oh, that's great news, General. Who won?”
Por qué es buena
It punctures a general's proud bulletin by asking the one thing the report leaves out.
Registro
Informal
Úsala tú
Great news, coach, but who actually won the game?
“She's regular army. She's a fanatic about ritual.”
Por qué es buena
Two clipped sentences sum up a whole personality: career soldier and rule fetishist.
Registro
Neutral
Úsala tú
He's a fanatic about filing every receipt.
“I'm here if you need me, Henry.”
Por qué es buena
A quiet promise of support that lands harder than any grand speech.
Registro
Neutral
Úsala tú
I'm here if you need me tonight.
“Thank you. Look, Charlie, you can't blame Henry because Hot Lips Houlihan can't stand her name.”
Por qué es buena
It deflects blame and lands the camp's best nickname in the same breath.
Registro
Informal
Úsala tú
You can't blame the intern because the system failed.
“She-She won't even let us play football.”
Por qué es buena
The petty ban says everything about how far her control now reaches.
Registro
Informal
Úsala tú
She won't even let us open the window.
Monólogo
Un personaje sostiene la escena: practícalo entero❝ the war-movie trailer
Colonel Blake has secured for us The Halls of Montezuma. Technicolor. Tell it to the marines, those lovable lugs with wonderful mugs, who we now love more than ever. Tell them they're still the greatest guys in the world. Follow Lieutenant, Punchy, Limey, Babyface, Doc, the poet, Pretty Boy and Slattery... through some ofthe most interesting war films yet created.
The pitch is so over-the-top that it becomes a parody of war propaganda.
❝ Friday's movie trailer
Attention. Attention. Colonel Blake has secured for us The Halls of Montezuma. Technicolor. Tell it to the marines, those lovable lugs with wonderful mugs, who we now love more than ever. Tell them they're still the greatest guys in the world. Follow Lieutenant, Punchy, Limey, Babyface, Doc, the poet, Pretty Boy and Slattery... through some ofthe most interesting war films yet created. Uh, due to a possible camp infection, Arlene Chu's Hollywood Grill is now off limits. That is all. Could I have some longer needles- [ Trapper ] Could I have a sponge stick? Get her lung out ofthe way. Cut down on the bagging, will you? Hey, Dago. Hi. You have a nice time in Japan? Yeah, I screwed a Kabuki dancer. [ Laughter ] [ Hawkeye ] Okay? You're doing— Let me have the long fingers. It's okay for now. Yeah, but I can't stop this bleeding. Keeping the blood in, Painless. [ Trapper ] How's the intake, Painless? Normal. [ Trapper ] Clamp. I'm here if you need me, Henry. I can't talk to you now, Padre. No, uh— Sponge stick. Sponge stick. - [ Man ] Oh, he's going to be fine. - [ Dago Red ] Oh, good. Does anybody else need help? It's taken too long. [ Trapper ] Get a clamp. Ask around. What's he got the flaps down for? Duke? Come on, Duke. Open up. No, I don't want any. Hey, Duke, come on! Open up, man! Who is it? [ Clattering ] What the hell you doing back here? Come on. We've been working for hours. Will you open up? Oh, wait a minute. I'll be right with you. Hi, Hot Lips. You miss us? Radar. Yes, sir. Hold this, please. [ Phone Ringing ] Colonel Blake. Henry? Yeah, Charlie here. Yeah. I've, uh, got news for you. You were so concerned about the battle for Old Baldy. [ Chuckles ] Well, it's all over. Oh, that's great news, General. Who won? Oh, by the way, I have a report here, Henry, from your, uh— from your chief nurse Major O'Houlihan. She makes some accusations, Henry, I find pretty hard to believe. Don't believe them then. Thank you, General. Good-bye. Yeah. What? Uh, thank you, Radar. You're welcome, sir. Attention. Attention. Friday night's movie will be The Glory Brigade. Rock 'em, sock 'em, kisses you never got. It's Uncle Sam's combat engineers charging side by side with Greeks, Anzacs, showing the world a new way to fight as they use bulldozers like bazookas, bayonets like bazookas— bullets. Starring Victor Mature. That is all.
Piled-on metaphors turn a recruitment-style pitch into quiet anti-war mockery.
Siguiente · 18ringerLa escena: Hawkeye Recruits a Football RingerIdeas clave
Lo que te llevas- A base can ban fun faster than it bans danger.
- Tell it to the marines is how you refuse to buy a story.
- A team that exists only in planning can still be bragged about.
- Phone banter hides the real orders being given.
Preguntas frecuentes
La pregunta, luego la fraseWhy is the camp grill put off limits?
A possible camp infection is the official reason given over the loudspeaker. It is a small, mundane detail dropped between war news and a movie trailer, which is exactly the film's joke about military life.
Why does Hot Lips file a complaint?
According to the general's call, she has written accusations the officers find hard to believe. Hawkeye's answer implies the root cause is her dislike of the nickname "Hot Lips," so the complaint is treated as personal rather than professional.
What does Hawkeye claim about the football team?
He first says it is "pretty much in the planning stages," then immediately contradicts himself and insists they have a very fine team. The slip is the point: he is improvising to distract the general.
Why is Duke holed up in his quarters?
The others spend a scene banging on his door and calling his name, but the film never explains why he will not come out. His refusal becomes one more running gag about life at the unit.