it isn't listed anywhere public the phone directory stands for anything public
- Five hundred. - You won't find it in the Yellow Pages.Rounders · 1998 — Chapter 1 of 26 · 2'33" · B2
The buy-in looks simple: three stacks of high society and thirty thousand counted out. The real question is whether a self-described small-timer can sit with Teddy KGB's crowd without being eaten alive. "They'll chew you up, take your whole bankroll."
At Teddy KGB's underground card room, a player buys in with three stacks of hundred-dollar bills and thirty thousand counted out. A voice explains how far KGB's connections reach, then describes Joey Knish as a New York legend who has earned his living at cards since he was nineteen. A warning urges an easier game in Queens instead.
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high societyfuck withrounderbutt onions with
Phrase of the scene
to make a serious attempt at something
One man names the other's plan out loud, then tags the question so there's no way to dodge it.
She decided to make a run at it and applied for the job.
hundred-dollar bills
to mess with or provoke someone
a career card player; a professional gambler
to lock horns with someone; to push against them
to destroy or exhaust someone; to eat them alive
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it isn't listed anywhere public the phone directory stands for anything public
- Five hundred. - You won't find it in the Yellow Pages.to take a seat in the game not fruit: taking a seat in the game
- That's good. - So, you're sitting the apple.to seem unimpressive at first glance
He doesn't look like much, but KGB is connected all the way to the top of the Russian mob.linked to the very top of an organization
He doesn't look like much, but KGB is connected all the way to the top of the Russian mob.Land on 'top'; 'all the way' is just the run-up.
He doesn't look like much, but KGB is connected all the way to the top of the Russian mob.contact clause: Everything after 'guy' describes him; the relative pronoun is dropped and 'with' stays at the end.
He's the one guy in the game you don't want to fuck with.Flatten 'don't want to' and save the stress for 'one'.
He's the one guy in the game you don't want to fuck with.the sole option available around here
But if you're looking for high stakes, this is the only place in town.big money on the line
But if you're looking for high stakes, this is the only place in town.on the point of changing
They all know me as a small-timer, but that's about to change.Let 'about to' run together; don't give both words equal weight.
They all know me as a small-timer, but that's about to change.a nobody; a low-stakes player — Fine as self-mockery; insulting if aimed at someone else.
They all know me as a small-timer, but that's about to change.to keep something on someone's behalf
Uh, yeah, I'm holding 'em for you.to stake money in the game glimmer means cash here, not shine
'Cause I hope you're not thinking of putting all that glimmer in play.cash; money on the table — Table jargon; outsiders won't follow it.
'Cause I hope you're not thinking of putting all that glimmer in play.as…as comparison: The comparison sets a ceiling: the closest thing to a friend this room can produce.
He's as close to a friend as there is in this place.to wipe out all of someone's gambling money
'Cause they'll chew you up, take your whole bankroll.one's total gambling money — Common in American speech for the money you play with.
'Cause they'll chew you up, take your whole bankroll.that's your claim, not a fact
- So you say. - There's plenty of easy games.an easy, beatable game an easy table, not furniture
We get outta here, get some coffee, ride over to that soft seat in Queens.'Outta' is one lump — keep it light and keep moving.
We get outta here, get some coffee, ride over to that soft seat in Queens.to build up a bankroll bit by bit
Rolling up a stake and going to Vegas.to win consistently against the game itself
- I can beat the game. - Maybe.reduced relative clause: The missing 'that' hides the clause boundary: a game [that] can be beat.
Maybe this is a game can be beat.The room is introduced as a place you cannot find in the Yellow Pages, then immediately framed by its danger: KGB is connected, and the line about the one guy not to fuck with turns a card game into a test of nerve. The tension is not just high stakes versus an easy seat in Queens. It is status. "They all know me as a small-timer, but that's about to change" makes the buy-in sound like a declaration of a new self, while the question "You're making a run at it, aren't you?" exposes the plan underneath the cool table talk. The warning about being chewed up and losing a whole bankroll is practical, but it also says what the room thinks of newcomers who mistake ambition for an edge.
He's the one guy in the game you don't want to fuck with.Of all the players, KGB is the one to avoid provoking; the warning points to his reach and reputation, not his table manners.
They all know me as a small-timer, but that's about to change.The speaker reads the high-stakes table as a chance to shed a low-status reputation; the line is about self-reinvention as much as cards.
But if you're looking for high stakes, this is the only place in town.For serious gambling there is no other address in the city; the line makes a dangerous room also sound necessary.
'Cause they'll chew you up, take your whole bankroll.The warning is financial: these players will not merely beat someone, they will drain every dollar brought to the table.
You're making a run at it, aren't you?The question names a deliberate campaign—building a stake and chasing a bigger score—rather than one casual night of cards.
One line says 'You won't find it in the Yellow Pages'; another calls it the only place in town for high stakes. The game is not a normal public card room.
'Sitting the apple' is table slang for sitting down to play. The line names taking a seat in the game, not a literal apple.
The lines say KGB is connected all the way to the top of the Russian mob and is the one guy not to fuck with. The danger is the company as much as the game.
Yes: one line asks 'You're making a run at it, aren't you?' and the next says 'Rolling up a stake and going to Vegas.' The plan is named outright, not hinted at.
The suggestion points to 'plenty of easy games' and 'that soft seat in Queens,' while this room is called the only place in town for high stakes. It offers a less dangerous table than this one.
Up next · Chapter 2represent that you have somethingPoker Night With the Judges
Watching · Chapter 1make a run at itBuying Into Teddy KGB's Game
Chapter 2represent that you have somethingPoker Night With the Judges
Chapter 3read his hand blindReading a Hand Starts a Fight
Chapter 4get cleaned outMike Picks Up an Old Friend
Chapter 5crack the gameMike and Worm Fleece a Private Game
Chapter 6cut this room upMike and Worm at the Card Game
Chapter 7shear a sheepSlow Roll at the Russian Game
Chapter 8the juice is still runnin'Grama Threatens Worm
Chapter 9tight, but aggressiveMichael and the Professor Discuss Poker
Chapter 10can't run from who we areThe Prodigy Who Left the Yeshiva
Chapter 11the rakeMike Gets Dumped Outside
Chapter 12tellsMike Returns to the Card Room
Chapter 13juiceA Friend's Debt Comes Due
Chapter 14throw in your cardsMike Fumbles Oral Arguments
Chapter 15run someone upPetra Visits Mike About Worm's Debt
Chapter 16in hockMike Finds Worm at the Gym
Chapter 17good for itMike Vouches for Worm
Chapter 18wait someone outCigar Talk at the Poker Table
Chapter 19total fishPitching the Binghamton Game
Chapter 20let the cards do the talkingMike Joins the Police Poker Game
Chapter 21get outta DodgeTwo Men Argue Over Skipping Town
Chapter 22go into hockKnish Refuses to Lend Mike Money
Chapter 23put it all on the lineThe Johnny Chan Story
Chapter 24vouch forMichael Asks for a $15,000 Loan
Chapter 25let it rideHeads-Up With KGB
Chapter 26alligator bloodA Poker Player Doubles the Blind