Can You Ever Forgive Me?

I can honestly boast that I'm banned from Crosby Street Booksellers.

I'll give you three reasons.

But if you are tempted, make sure you do your homework.

Dear Joshua, Alan told me to write and apologize.

Wouldn't it be incredible if, after you passed on...

Do not underestimate sparkly blue eyes...

I'm not gonna do that to you. I'm a good guy.

You know, God damn it, Elaine, I tried more with you than anybody else ever.

We will continue to work together because I have no other option.

I can't specifically say that I regret any of my actions.

I mean, it's the only time...

I've been thinking about writing a new book.