Let's do something crazy tonight. Just get insane. I wanna be crazy!

That's coast-to-coast national TV...

First, Miss Long, thank you for your help at the office and for passing this on to Jerry.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Rupert Pupkin.

I just wanted to inform you all reluctantly, that...

We are told to remember the idea and not the man.

Laius, proud father, speak.