I'm sure you can understand, doing the kind of show I'm doing, it's mind-boggling.

That's coast-to-coast national TV...

First, Miss Long, thank you for your help at the office and for passing this on to Jerry.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Rupert Pupkin.

In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran...

I've gone over it again and again and again in my head

Now, from the beginning...