2 minB1“It's been a long time since any of us have eaten.”Danny McBride Wants to Eat Them · This Is the End 2013 · Ch. 26/27
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118 real scenes from 49 films. Watch a full scene, then take the phrases people actually use for dark humor.
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2 minB1“It's been a long time since any of us have eaten.”Danny McBride Wants to Eat Them · This Is the End 2013 · Ch. 26/27
3 minB2“You can't write a play like that and not have a mind that envisions possibilities.”Clifford Is Handcuffed · Deathtrap 1982 · Ch. 10/30
3 minB1“There is much here that does not meet the eye.”Clouseau Investigates the Pistol Pen · A Shot in the Dark 1964 · Ch. 1/12
6 minB2“I don't dislike it, but I'm never sure about it.”Mock Eulogy at the Grave · The Trip 2011 · Ch. 18/20
4 minB1“Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?”Judge Sentences the Boys to Space Camp · Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe 2022 · Ch. 1/22
5 minB2“I'm death, and your name is on my list.”Death Comes for Mendel Birnbaum · Deconstructing Harry 1997 · Ch. 3/17
3 minB2“- This is where evil lives. - Let's just hope that Allison's still alive.”Chad Tries to Burn the Cabin · Tucker and Dale vs. Evil 2010 · Ch. 15/19
3 minB1“I'll go first. I've had a good life.”Trapped in the Secret Passage · Clue 1985 · Ch. 10/17
3 minB2“It was the most uplifting program I have ever heard.”Hawkeye Grills Frank About Hot Lips · M*A*S*H 1970 · Ch. 9/22
4 minB1“A fifth of everything is what's fair and reasonable.”The Gang Boards Up Franco's House · This Is the End 2013 · Ch. 8/27
3 minB2“Because of play, another woman uses this knife.”Helga Foresees the Knife · Deathtrap 1982 · Ch. 14/30
3 minB2“Oh, no! I would have helped him, but he couldn't wait.”Clouseau Interrogates Maria · A Shot in the Dark 1964 · Ch. 2/12
4 minB2“I'm not at a level that any human could notice.”Steve Takes His Agent's Call · The Trip 2011 · Ch. 13/20
4 minB1“If this is the end, I wanna make it count for something.”Serena's Last Spacewalk · Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe 2022 · Ch. 6/22
5 minB2“He's betting everything on physics and pussy!”Max's Dark Secret at the Dinner Table · Deconstructing Harry 1997 · Ch. 12/17
4 minB1“What makes me sore is how they behave towards you.”The Hot Lips Radio Broadcast · M*A*S*H 1970 · Ch. 8/22
4 minB2“Nothing can happen to us now. Nothing can disturb us.”Clouseau and Dreyfus Sync Watches · A Shot in the Dark 1964 · Ch. 10/12
5 minB2“Rather appropriately, Greg, I'm in a trough, literally and metaphorically.”Steve Calls From the Trough · The Trip 2011 · Ch. 4/20
5 minB2“When Larry's around, I smell burning sulfur.”Harry Begs Her Not to Marry Larry · Deconstructing Harry 1997 · Ch. 7/17
3 minB2“Relax. They're falling around like dead flies.”The Football Game Turns Into a Brawl · M*A*S*H 1970 · Ch. 21/22
3 minC1“You know that the universe is coming apart?”Harry Asks Cookie to Come Along · Deconstructing Harry 1997 · Ch. 8/17
2 minB2“I remember him from the pros. They call him "Super Bug." Had one year with the Rams before the army.”MASH Football Game, First Half · M*A*S*H 1970 · Ch. 19/22