SLC Punk

Bob's irrational fear of needles...

You two are divorced, so love failed.

All we were to them was a bunch of hicks.

Another thing that pissed me off, talking about who started punk rock.

Hey, this is Mark. Now, Mark is not a punk rocker.

It was a character flaw, sure, but we all have those.

My mother told us to buckle up because things were going to get bumpy...

This actually needs some explanation. Beers in supermarkets in Utah is weak.

Now, Bob and I may not be innocent...

Problems and contradictions: I am an anarchist.

So we started our debate. This was our custom.

You know, dude, it's no big deal.