Couldn't pay my rent in Brooklyn. Can you believe I had to move out of my

Tomorrow I'm taking the day off.

Ugh. I was forced to take a job selling shoes on Madison Avenue.

I tried to bring my sister and her husband in on a good thing.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.