Some Like It Hot

I have this thing about saxophone players.

The next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you, they're spending it on other dames and betting on horses.

As a matter of fact, it's cost my family quite a bit of money.

You girls seen a brown bag with a white stripe and my initials?

I only come ashore twice a day, when the tide goes out.

Tell her I'd like her to have a little supper with me on my yacht, after the show tonight.

Well, it was my freshman year at Princeton.

I was still on the yacht, and the anchor broke loose.

It's been ten years since I elected myself president of this organization.