Stupid beyond all comprehension, but you'll never survive here. You got nothing going for you. Zero. Zilch.

Why would you want to hear my story?

Meanwhile, I divorced Jessica, moved downtown and gave up.

Hey, you know, my mom always told me that it was gonna hurt the first time, you know, she said it was, you know, it's a woman's duty to just lie down, bear it and...

I just want to speak from the heart.

My father was a writer. You would have liked him.

My grandfather invented the flash-freezing process.