Why would you want to hear my story?

Meanwhile, I divorced Jessica, moved downtown and gave up.

Stupid beyond all comprehension, but you'll never survive here. You got nothing going for you. Zero. Zilch.

Hey, you know, my mom always told me that it was gonna hurt the first time, you know, she said it was, you know, it's a woman's duty to just lie down, bear it and...

In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran...

I've gone over it again and again and again in my head

Now, from the beginning...