I walk in the door, he's like, "Vic, I'm so glad somebody's finally here who knows what's going on.

OK, let me tell you what Like A Virgin's about.

I don't tip because society says I have to.

We're in the warehouse. Look where we are.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.