Citizens of the United States and peoples of the world, I have just been handed scientific findings that confirm a worst-case scenario.

Hi, yes. Uh, Dr. Mindy.

Sheriff Wade Conlon was already a controversial nominee, with no law degree and a record of "shoot first and ask questions later.

A comet between five to ten kilometers across, that we estimate came from the, uh…

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.