[chuckles] Okay, funny story. [clears throat] When I was running for president, I had to sneak cigarettes for the whole first month of the campaign because, you know, photographs of me smoking went for, what, a hundred grand a pop?

Hi, yes. Uh, Dr. Mindy.

Sheriff Wade Conlon was already a controversial nominee, with no law degree and a record of "shoot first and ask questions later.

A comet between five to ten kilometers across, that we estimate came from the, uh…

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.