Sheriff Wade Conlon was already a controversial nominee, with no law degree and a record of "shoot first and ask questions later.

Hi, yes. Uh, Dr. Mindy.

A comet between five to ten kilometers across, that we estimate came from the, uh…

[chuckles] Okay, funny story. [clears throat] When I was running for president, I had to sneak cigarettes for the whole first month of the campaign because, you know, photographs of me smoking went for, what, a hundred grand a pop?

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.