You know, she asked me this morning why you're like this.

You're being tasked to Headquarters, where you'll be riding the desk of an agent named Robert Hanssen.

A few rules.

I won Boy Scout merit badges in every category except riflery.

You love Kentucky Fried Chicken, right?

Well, you want to know how things went at my job today?

Look, you need to learn how things work on this island.